Nude male nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ in Bass Pro Shop aquarium

First of all, I say bravo to the ape that decided to pull this stunt: https://www.wpri.com/dont-miss/naked-man-arrested-after-doing-cannonball-into-bass-pro-shop-tank-in-alabama-police/ But I do have questions. What is his TUSCL handle? Would blah date this guy? And why the fuck wasn’t he in Florida? Is it just the case that there is so much nude Bass Pro Shop swimmin’ in Florida that it doesn’t make the news? Anyhoo, Imma finish my drivin’ whiskey and find a Bass Pro Shop for some swimmin’. But I think I’ll dive in with my suit on because “Lion wearing suit does cannonball in Bass Pro Shop aquarium” sounds like a good headline. ROAR!!!