Do NOT stick batteries up your penis.

Was he charged with battery for this stupid act? I am ever ready to hear......🫤😜

This dude should be committed.

Hurts reading that

uhh...I usually say, "To each his own", but no.

I read a prison guard's blog where he talked about a prisoner sticking baby carrots in his pee hole.

Nope, not clicking that link

Do at first I was laughing because of all the bad puns, but then they got into the gory details. Not funny. At all. Oh well, at least he had a lot of years to put his member to good use.

I told myself not to click on the link, yet somehow couldn't keep myself from doing so anyway. Good grief.

Solid advice.

Yeah…that was kind of my fault. This hairless ape was pissing me off so I said “hey you damn dirty ape, y’know what gives you super amazingly amazing orgasms? Stuffing batteries up your lil wang.” I didn’t think he’d do it, but you have to admit the outcome is kinda funny. ROAR!!!

The article doesn’t expressly state one way or the other, but I have to think he is eligible for a Darwin Award. (You don’t have to die; you just need to be incapable of making any further contributions to the human gene pool.)