Stripperlover… This rick has gotta ask you something…

Now this rick is not going to criticize the obsessive posting of photos, but I gotta know what is going through your lil hairless ape mind? Is it the drugs? If so, try drinkin’ Jack. That stuff even helps you drive. Is it some sort of bodily fluid deprivation from relentless onanism? If so, try goin’ to the club and jizzing in your pants. LDK ape gets a kick out of that shit. Anyhoo…what am I talkin’ ‘bout? Let’s start with the semi-sane stuff… Female in mountains: [view link] [view link] Inquiring ricks wanna know…is she a stripper? I mean yeah…she is attractive. But she is not swingin’ on a pole sans clothing, so what’s up with that? Sad pie: [view link] I don’t see no wildebeest on that pizza. WTF? Random ass roads: [view link] [view link] Now we’re gettin’ weird. This rick enjoys a long drive as much as anyone, but I’m usually in an alcoholic fog from all the drivin’ whiskey. Police car on random ass road: [view link] Why? Sad looking strip club exterior: [view link] [view link] You’re not helping their business! So help us out here. We wanna help y’all get over your obsession with weird shit and focus you on the sexy female hairless apes. ROAR!!!