Be rickish, not dickish… the basic tenets is rickism

Motor ape’s recent post about the absence of a thumbs down for dancer photos reminded this rick to explain the basic tenets of rickism. Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy of being a rick. After all, we are the most amazingly amazing creatures on the planet. But you can still be a lil’ rickish, and that’ll do you good! The most fundamental tenet of rickism is “it is acceptable to be an asshole but you should never be 100% a dick.” What does that mean? I will illustrate with a story from the book of the dugan, full story here [view link] When he had the opportunity to text a stripper boyfriend the dugan said the following: “I heard your dick don't work and neither do you. So she'll call you when I decide she can bitch. Enjoy the second helping tonight pussyboy.” Is the dugan being an asshole? Of course he is. But is he being 100% a dick? I mean really, he’s not confronting the loser boyfriend and throwing a Molotov cocktail at his house. That would be 100% dickish. Plus it is probably the stripper’s house so why the fuck would any reasonable rick do that shit? Now think about the stripper photo discussion. It takes some real courage for any female to remove her cloths for random perverts. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder so you may look at some female and go “eww!” but there is probably some other pervert going all “fuck yeah!” and jackin’ it. Let the female and her pervert admirer have their fun and let it go… Besides, most of those females are lookin’ at y’all and going “eww!” Thus endeth the lesson. ROAR!!!