Stripper With Smelly Vaginas

The worst smell that I've been subjected to is the unwiped ass smell. If I was going to buy a bunch of dances, then that pretty much ends it. BTW, it is either rare (that I get a nasty smell) or my sniffer is broke.

This only happened to me once. I once did a nympho whose hoo haa smelled like tuna-overwhelmingly so, but once in a strip club, some gal climbed in my lap. Her hoo haa smelled worse than anything like I'd ever been exposed to. I once opened a shed in which a dog had died just days before. That was bad, but this stripper, the stench was overwhelming. She smelled like twenty guys had deposited their load in her the night before, and she hadn't washed since, and had skipped washing her hoo haa for a week. I actually stopped her thirty seconds after she had started squirming on me and I paid her to go away. I've had numerous LD's, literally hundreds of dancers, but this was the only smelly one.

Stop the LD and move on. If she doesn't get the message, too bad.

It is difficult for me to catalog all the problems I have with this post. First, it strikes me as typical double-standard stripper bashing. Having seen a number of guys in clubs who look so gross I wouldn't even shake hands with them, and having spent a lot of time with strippers and other sex workers, I think it is obviously the guys who more commonly have a hygiene problem. I don't see why a customer should not be expected to be clean. I don't go to the dentist with a lot of gross food particles in my mouth -- do you? If you talk to sex workers about their issues, apart from safety and being ripped off, their biggest issue is with guys that show up unwashed. I think strippers are a pretty tolerant lot when it comes to the appearance of their male customers -- after all, look at how many fat, ugly, old men hang out in strip clubs. But they're not thrilled when they take some smelly old guy back in the LD room with them. I think the guys have the smell problem, on the whole, not the girls. It also makes no sense to think a girl would deliberately smell bad -- that's going to hurt her business. The strippers -- or at least the successful ones -- are all about appearance. The customers, on the other hand, frequently don't give a shit about their appearance. Just look at the OP, who doesn't care how he smells to his coworkers. Jesus how disgusting. But customers think they get a pass because they're paying. I've never encountered a woman whose pussy smelled bad -- but that's probably because I very much like the smell of pussy. Note the thread below where guys complain about how they just don't like pussies, and don't like eating them. That's the real story here -- there are just a lot of allegedly heterosexual guys who are turned off by pussies, and by the way pussies naturally smell. You know, a pyschologist might advance the theory that men who go to strip clubs but constantly bash women are actually gay but in denial -- angry at women for their own sexuality, and overcompensating by trying to be super macho. Is that the problem?

Sounds like half this board is tooling for anus! Not me, I like the pussy. It's my favorite snack!

Design flaw? Who put the lunch room right next to the crapper? That sacred area is where all the waste comes out. For some, not design flaw.

njscfan, I follow a list of things I do before I go to a club, which includes dressing nice (wearing a dress shirt and ironed dockers gets you attention a lot quicker than jeans and a T shirt), and also dental hygiene. I want the stripper in close and a mouth that smells like sewage will scare her off. So, being a non smoker I watch to land a girl who isn't a smoker. How I smell, and how she smells, is mutually important. Mutual consideration means a better experience for both of us. Likewise, I usually pleasure a woman bfore I even enter. Because of this approach, my former ATF usually charged a low flat rate, and not an hourly rate-basically, we did it for about two hours each time for 220-instead of the escort rate of 300 an hour. Consideration of her feelings has always taken me far. Since I take the time to dress up, and clean up, I expect an equal amount of consideration from her. Nez pas?

Well since I'm not in love with any dancers like one poster might be, I will state the truth as I see it. Having met a lot of dancers up close, most smell ok. However a few do smell bad. Some dancers may not realize they have a bad body odor if they have been working and sweating for a while. A bad odor from their vagina instead of just bad general body odor is even rarer as might be expected. I will tend to not get any dances from a dancer if I notice a bad smell. With thousands of dancers in this country, I am sure a few probably have bad smells and they may not care. However all the dancers I routinely see apparently do care.

This thread is ironic to me this morning... Yesterday I had a customer who stopped in to see me because he loves that I always smell sweet and clean... He has stated to me that to him there is nothing worse than a stripper with a smelly snatch. Alot of things play into this, one is those horrible spandex dancer thongs, they don't let anything breath.. someyoungguy, doucheing is the worst thing they can do, it will make it only alot worse not fix it.. Alot of them don't realize that it is a turn off, and or that it is even a problem...

There are actually three things that are real turn off and in no particular order they are smelly pussies, BO, and too much perfume. Agreed that guys should have some respect for the dancers by having good hygiene, but some guys don't care because they are paying for a service. I have been fortunate in that over the years I have visited clubs bad smelly pussy and BO experiences have been very limited. I find the girls that wear too much perfume to be more offensive.

Polarman, I have worn the same perfume for 11 years of dancing because so many customers expect it when they come in too see me.. It is very unique and I am known for it.. Bad thing is, I don't smell it anymore so I do have a tendancy to wear to much because I don't notice it anymore at all... So thank you for the reminder of the ones who don't like to much

God put the front door and the back door close enough so you could carry them home like a six pack when they were drunk.

Njscfan is really revealing himself to be a total tool. Some guy posts about how he doesn't like smelly pussies at the SC and njscfan goes on some rant about double-standards and how customers are really the ones who smell bad. He states it's difficult to "catalog" all the problems he has with that post. Evidently, some dude can't state he doesn't like smelly pussies or the LORD OF STRIPCLUBS NJScfan will talk about it being typical stripper bashing. Then this guy goes into how guys who constantly bash strippers might actually be gay. Say what? I gotta theory to advance, it goes like this. Guys who constantly feel the need to be protective of their precious strippers have serious "sensitivity" issues and actually might be latent homosexuals. I always kinda wondered about guys who toss out the gay card like this guy does, whats really going on with this guy?

evilcyn, A rather crude customer that would tell a dancer friend, "...there is nothing worse than a stripper with a smelly snatch."

Clubber is just the "man" for that job...

YAWN!!

I truly don't get njscfan. He says there it is double-standard stripper bashing, but a stripper who can't keep her pussy clean should be bashed. Its not like its intentional that they don't, but occasionally they do have that problem and they should be avoided like the plague when it happens. As for myself, I've really only had to deal with it twice. One was on her way to favorite dancer status, but she just smelled awful, I only got the one dance, and that was the last time I ever got anything from her. The other was a dancer at my favorite club who thinks I owe her. You get the occasional up close view when at the stage, and she wanted me to tip her straight into her pussy with my mouth, but I was running away as soon as I smelled it. She later on always asks me for dances, but I always refuse, and then she wants to know what she can do so that I will buy one from her, which is really annoying. I think someyoungguy might live in fear of her.

clubber, he happen to encounter 2 girls in a row with this, and it just really erked him... By the way snatch is my word, he was more polite ( a little anyway)... I love the word snatch, its a joke at our club thats my word...

I have had this happen on 3 occassions. The first two I just finished the one dance and moved on because as many of the people have mentioned, take a look at some of the dirty sweaty guys who get off work and head to a club so look what they deal with (the girls). That being said there is no excuse for a 'professional' dancer to not smell nice everywhere. The third time I told the dancer that she just didn't smell well and ended the dance before it even got started, gave her $10 and she stomped off. One of the other dancers came up to me later and asked what I did to piss the other dancer off, I told her and she said she didn't blame me and then proceded to tell me all of her bad dances with the unclean men that come in so it works both ways.

I can never forget a famous line from a review by StripShopper "she stuck her pussy in my face and it smelled like ass" Dude she is back. After having a baby and spending some time in jail. Come and have another wiff!LOL...

I remember smelling one dancer as I approached to tip her on a satellite stage. I decided to quickly give her a dollar tip and get the hell away. My first thought was that she must have a yeast infection or something going on. I realized why nobody else was approaching the stage after that. I know some dancers do care a great deal. I've met some sweaty dancers and they told me they were going to clean off and/or shower and then come back. I've met a few who did so too. When I first heard that, I didn't even realize some strip clubs had showers in the back for the dancers. I'm not sure how many strip clubs have showers for the dancers. Is that normal?

evilcyn, Sort of changes the whole incident if it was your word. In any case, I would hope he represented us SC'ers in a positive way. So, care to share the "joke"?

I would think any club which has regular feature dancers would have a shower, since the feature dancer probably wants a place to freshen up after her show, especially considering some of the shows they do.

My club will have co-ed showers for dancers and customers. Let's get fresh together.

clubber, we almost always have the same staff on Friday afternoons.. We always pick a word of the day, from down right dirty, or a cute litte sexy phrase... This all started over the word Snatch..It now has turned into a word of the day game on Fridays, and we really keep ourselves amused with this..

evilcyn, Thanks for another insight into the world of dancers in strip clubs.