Dude, I got kicked out of my favorite stripclub tonight...
Sunday, November 30, 2008 9:46 AM
Forgive me if none of this makes sense. I'm in the shock part of the process. I think I'll be staying up in bed pissed off over the whole thing and be crying by the time I wake up.
I shouldn't be giving details, but if the feelings remain as hard as they seemed when I got "escorted" out, it doesn't matter if I burn my bridges. So bottom line: I got kicked out of the King of Diamonds tonight, for a combination of misheard words and attitude.
It was the last hour of the night, and my ATF, who said she was going to get back to me as soon as she takes care of this customer, disappeared for about 45 minutes. I'm getting a little restless. This cunt of a waitress said, "What'll you have?" even though I wasn't done with my first glass of beer. But this blonde comes around again, takes my glass (even though I wasn't done with it) and says again, "What'll you have?"
At this point, I kind of went off, I admit. Have you ever been at a stripclub where the waitresses really pester you for drinks, and you say no and no and no until you finally go off and say, "Fine, fine, I'll have a Pepsi!" I said exactly that. Except instead of saying "fine," I said "fuck." This bitch goes, the bouncer comes and says let's go. Swearing at the waitress, he said. I left without resisting. I could've said I swore but I didn't swear at her, but it's no use.
I'm getting angrier and angrier just thinking about it, and I know if I kept my mouth shut I could've avoided it. This waitress obviously either was having a bad night or wanted to pick a fight with someone. (Shit, a lot of the strippers were copping attitude, too; I don't remember seeing so many girls leave my tip at the rail.) Too bad Fatboy was doing his job and "standing up" for his co-worker, even if she misheard or lied.
What I'm particularly worried about is my ATF. I have no way to contact her and to tell her what exactly happened and that this was all a big misunderstanding. What if she came out of the VIP right after I left? What would the bouncer say? Even worse, what would that idiot waitress say? Would she get angry at them for the money she lost? Or ... would she believe them?
And now I have to worry about ever coming back. I never even got to see her tonight because she was tied up, I guess. Should I even try to go back? Should I give it some time? Will I be allowed back? And what happens if I run into that waitress and that bouncer, both of whom I want to spit in their faces?
I'm panicky, guys, but I need some guidance as to what the fuck I can do. Also, has anyone here been kicked out of their favorite SC? What did you do? Please help.
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