^had a girl give a wipe down to all said areas on the floor right before a dance. Didnt know whether to laugh, yell, or leave just froze in disbelief. Took two dances as i thought about it.
-->"^had a girl give a wipe down to all said areas on the floor right before a dance"
I've told this story before. I had this stripper with this fucking amazing ass -- breaks-the-curve hot ass -- stick her ass in my face. I couldn't help myself, I just stuck my face in and bronski'ed and kissed anything that got close. She wiggles my face in deeper for a while, then turns around and:
Stripper: "I smell good back there, right?!"
Me: "You smell great! Not all the girls sm--"
Stripper:"The black girls."
Me: "What?" *looking around furtively, even though we're alone in the VIP*
Stripper: "The black girls. They don't even shower. They get here, use baby wipes to clean themselves, and I can still smell them from standing next to them. Then they just go out on the floor."
Me: "Uh, I don't think a couple of white people are allowed to be talking about this."
Her: "No soy guera"
Me: "I don't understand ebonics"
Ha ha! Just kidding about those last two lines, but she WAS latin, and the entire rest of the story happened as stated.
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