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goosman
On A Booty Hunt
Rachetera? Yes, please.
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reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156
Stir Crazy. Was it Crazy? No. Did it Stir? A little I suppose.
Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to...
goosman
a year ago
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published 7 years ago
Random Thoughts & Musings on Clubbing, from a year (or so) in the game.
After about a year of taking my clubbing game from the amateurs to pros, and now contemplating a break, a bunch of random thoughts about...
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last: 7 years ago
discussions
Front Room
Recent Turnover
Folks are taking about a mass firing here. What exactly happened, and where did the talent end up?...
goosman
a year ago
6
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
Still the home of the Instagram body.
If you’ve read any of my prior reviews, I’m pretty much the only person who likes this club. This club pretty much serves a small niche of patrons: Those who...
goosman
4 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
The Office
250 NE 183rd St Miami, FL 33179
I Grabbed Some Super Bowls
If you’ve read any of my recent reviews, you’ll know that I’m in quite the pickle. I’m an Ass Man, who currently has a CF who is a slim petite...
goosman
4 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Have fears of Corona virus stopped you from exchanging bodily fluids with stripp
I mean herpes, syphilis & ghonnoreah haven't, but maybe this will. All jokes aside, clubs have got to be serious trading areas for viruses & bacteria....
goosman
4 years ago
9
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
The Thrill is Gone
Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club...
goosman
14 days ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
Bottle Popping in the upper level aint cheap
Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do...
goosman
2 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
Fight Night at Toots
I found myself at Tootsies on Saturday night to watch a fight as it had both UFC and a Boxing PPV going. I didn't even want to end up here,...
goosman
9 months ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
E11EVEN
29 NE 11th St Miami, FL 33132
Surprising Mongering
The opportunity arose to hit up E11even and I took it. I knew this probably wasn’t going to be a club which hit my niche interests, but I just wanted...
goosman
9 months ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
Home of the Monsters
I know this is going to sound like a club ad. You are about to read a stupendous review of a club that generally gets shitty reviews. But if anyone...
goosman
a year ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Where you sit matters, or you might get surly.
When I was clubbing regularly, I’d kind of weaned myself down to two clubs: Booby Trap Doral for the big booties, and Cheetah Hallandale for the GFE (had this over...
goosman
a year ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Changes, Changes, Changes - but not sure if for the better
Some changes here and not for the better. Thursday afternoon at about 4:30PM. First off, as I walk in there is a bouncer wanding people down. Look, if a place...
goosman
9 months ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Cheetah Hallendale - What you are looking for, even if it takes a little more looking.
I fall into that group of people that covid changed up a lot of my work life, and most of my clubbing was related to opportunities that arose around my...
goosman
2 years ago
5
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posted 5 years ago
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reviews
United States
Florida
West Palm Beach
Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club
2905 45th St West Palm Beach, FL 33407
This may be Classy, but I guess I prefer Assy.
Even though I’m in a mood right now, where I’m not that interested in clubbing, and have some other things I’d rather be spending my money on it is a...
goosman
5 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Where else you gonna get a smokeshow parade on a Monday?
I’ve been binging on some “off nights” lately, so there are a few forthcoming reviews. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Diamond Dolls. Partially because it’s far,...
goosman
5 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
Requiem for a Booty
It's been a while since I've been able to make a trip to the good ole Trap (Doral that is). I've written tomes on this place before so I won't...
goosman
6 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
So this isn't an afterwork spot
If you've ever read my reviews before, you'll know that this is one of my-if not my favorite club. I say this knowing that most people will hate this club,...
goosman
5 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
West Palm Beach
Cheetah Palm Beach
3342 Shawnee Ave West Palm Beach, FL 33409
Cheetah II is what it is, and ain't gonna surprise you.
I had some money in my pocket, and planned on doing come clubbing on my drive back home. Up in the Palm Beach area I’d sort of had it in...
goosman
4 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Club Profitability
I'm really interested in learning the metrics of how a club makes money and what model ends up being profitable. It does seem that unless...
goosman
4 years ago
9
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Showgirls Inc.
19995 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33157
All It Takes is One
After some time yesterday with my CF who is a very petite framed girl, I being an ass man, still had an itch to scratch. Some stars lined up to...
goosman
4 years ago
6
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Booby Trap
2840 Hammondville Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
The Good: It's a Brand New Booby Trap. The Bad: It's now more like a Booby Trap
Changes in work & home have drastically affected my ability to club. After over two years I finally got the chance and I went to two of my faves Cheetah...
goosman
2 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
West Palm Beach
Spearmint Rhino
2154 Zip Code Pl West Palm Beach, FL 33409
Hard Pass
On my search for something, anything when I'm stuck with clubbing in Palm Beach, led me to try the Rhino. The last review here looked good, and had I found...
goosman
4 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
It was a great stripclub day!
I've been having a run of so-so stripclub visits which has been souring my interest in clubbing. But after a spell of not being able to get out to a...
goosman
6 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Tampa
Thee Dollhouse
1010 N Westshore Blvd Tampa, FL 33607
Don't know if it could be more dead
Usually my reviews are a bit longer and more detailed than this one, but that occurs when I have details to give. There is really only one detail that you...
goosman
6 years ago
0
discussions
Diamond Dolls
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
On afternoons there is a Colombian by the name of
On afternoons there is a Colombian by the name of Valerie or Valeria. blonde when I saw her, got a couple of dances and had...
goosman
6 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Tampa
Scores Tampa
2310 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
Tits, you promised me Tits.
I know Tampa is not going to be like Miami, so I adjust my sensibilities to what is available in the town. I remembered an older review of this place...
goosman
6 years ago
3
discussions
Front Room
Ever get caught up in something not your style?
If you've read my reviews, you know that I tend look for the thicker things in life. However, today after I realized that my fave...
goosman
6 years ago
5
discussions
Cheetah
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Don't let the openness & lack of privacy in the
Don't let the openness & lack of privacy in the lap dance room disuade you. These women are professionals. Becareful though, the bouncer watching the...
goosman
6 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
The Body Club
11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181
Surprised by the lack of body, in the body club
The Body Club is almost legendary here on TUSCL, as kind of an insider's club. Think, your favorite strip club monger's, favorite strip club. Why my visit here does help...
goosman
6 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Solid Gold
1350 SW 2nd St Pompano Beach, FL 33069
It's not you Solid Gold, it's me.
I had some time to kill before an evening party in the area so I thought I would take advantage & check out a club. I'd spent some decent money...
goosman
7 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Limited Clubbing Time - Help Me Decide
Folks I've been over thinking something, and wanted to get some of you all to assist me in over thinking this. The circumstances that allow me...
goosman
6 years ago
20
reviews
United States
Florida
Hialeah
Erotica Cabaret
1795 W Okeechobee Rd Hialeah, FL 33010
Why won't Hialeah let me be great?
Curiosity killed the cat. And a lust for La Culona (Girls with big booties), will drag a PL to a lot of weird places. I've read quite a few mediocre...
goosman
7 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Booby Trap
2840 Hammondville Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Booby Trap Pompano, you've finally made...
Booby Trap Pompano, you've finally made a good impression on me...But is it real? I've visited this club on several occasions before, and have never been impressed. But there've been some...
goosman
6 years ago
1
discussions
Front Room
Respectable Level Below Whale
I'm interested in a survey, of what is the acceptable amount in your area to get a girl to know she needs to immediately go...
goosman
6 years ago
30
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
A Field Guide & Handbook to Booby Trap Doral
I was at Booby Trap Doral (a/k/a my favorite club, a/k/a where big asses vacuum money out of my life) a week or so following the hurricane, and noticed that...
goosman
6 years ago
1
reviews
United States
Florida
North Miami Beach
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Not my type, but it may be yours.
I decided to visit Deans Gold, frankly just because I hadn't been before. And I hadn't been because I just thought it was not a club for me. Long story...
goosman
6 years ago
4
discussions
Front Room
Interesting Twitter Thread About Legendary Black Strippers (with one famous exce
https://twitter.com/mOneyMakinNique/status/839570337981468684...
goosman
7 years ago
7
discussions
Front Room
We need a term for the PL lust when you're trying to get a dancer but she is loc
That feeling of "I want that!" when she is locked down with some other dude or otherwise inacessible. I guess PL Lust, but there has...
goosman
7 years ago
37
discussions
Front Room
Easter Night in the club, Dead or Holiday Season?
Holiday time people & dancers usually show up to the club, but with Easter being a religious holiday is it a dead night? What has...
goosman
7 years ago
17
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156
Growing on Me
For a couple of different reasons Stir Crazy is a club that I really want to work. And because I want it to work, I've given it quite a few...
goosman
7 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Most old man shit I've ever seen.
In a club today (day shift) I saw an old man wearing headphones. I doubt he was listening to music, I'm pretty sure he was...
goosman
6 years ago
32
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Meah
I've always wanted to give this place another shot, and giving this club a shot means purposefully bypassing Diamond Dolls, so Cheetah Pompano has to show me something. I arrived...
goosman
7 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Something you just can't get past
There is a dancer at a club that I frequent. She's not necessarily my type, but she's aggressive, personable, and the mileage is good enough...
goosman
7 years ago
26
discussions
Front Room
Girls Getting off on you
Again going into this, I expect every word & every action of a dancer to be fake, a lie or a good acting job. So...
goosman
7 years ago
36
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
fdkfjsdlfjdskf
It was that time of the day where, I either sat in traffic on my way home, or I stopped, got a beer, saw some ass & titties, and waited...
goosman
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142
?
This is a couple of reviews from two visits a couple of weeks before the club was added. Not quite sure how to review a brand new club. But here...
goosman
7 years ago
1
discussions
Front Room
Indian Dudes
You all know what I'm talking about. You will see groups of Indian dudes out in the clubs in higher numbers than in the local...
goosman
7 years ago
28
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Pink Pony
7971 NW 33rd St Doral, FL 33122
thurs
With some time on my hands between work obligations & some PL lust in my heart, I decided to give Pink Pony another try. I pass by here occasionally, to...
goosman
7 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Ridiculous, just absolutely rediculous.
For someone who is supposed to be taking a break right now, I've been clubbing pretty hard, and this is the first from a series of corresponding reviews. I won't...
goosman
7 years ago
1
discussions
Front Room
Can't get emotional when they choose others, but can you feel good when they cho
I know it's canon around here that you can't get emotional when a dancer knows you want her to come over, and she for whatever...
goosman
6 years ago
35
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
I went in expecting the worse, and damn near got the best.
At this point I've checked out all of the major clubs down here except for one big exception: Scarletts. I haven't checked Scarletts because the rep I heard for it...
goosman
7 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
A Bad Trip, and a Good Trip - Tootsie's is always a trip.
Tootsie's really doesn't need any overall review in particular, but I thought there was some merit in sharing some lessons learned about the current club, so I thought I'd share....
goosman
7 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Day time, lets get it.
This is a bit different than one of my usual reviews. Really not much of an update from my previous review, but more of an endorsement. Since my last review...
goosman
7 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Miami
Club Climaxxx
12001 NW 27th Ave Miami, FL 33167
Good, but not PL friendly like I'm used to
I've been wanting to check out Club Climaxxx a while & finally had the stars align where I could make a visit so I passed through on a Sunday afternoon....
goosman
7 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
South Miami
BT's Gentlemen's Club
5922 S Dixie Hwy South Miami, FL 33143
I'm Still Wondering Why This Place Gets So Few Reviews.
I went to this place once, when I was an amateur and enjoyed myself. Now that I know better, as a professional I look back at it, as not that...
goosman
6 years ago
3
discussions
Front Room
Too Much Time to Club - A Good Problem to have, but still a problem
I'm going to have some time coming up with the opportunity for clubbing, evening & night for a couple of days. Straight availability to club...
goosman
7 years ago
6
reviews
United States
Florida
Hialeah
Pink Pussycat Cabaret
7565 W 20th Ave Hialeah, FL 33014
Left without getting shot, so that's a good thing I guess
Oh Boy where do I start. I've had some conversations with my mentor, the esteemed Papi Chulo about this club, and he's told me that this club is never going...
goosman
7 years ago
5
reviews
United States
Florida
Doral
Booby Trap
5325 NW 77th Ave Doral, FL 33166
Sunday
If you've read my previous posts, this is one of my go to clubs. However, prior to this I've only checked it at night, and we know that clubs are...
goosman
7 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
SJG possibly a flaw in your system
SGJ, I've finally accepted your logic that buying dances is a chumps game, and its better to create front room friendliness leading to whatever. However,...
goosman
7 years ago
7
discussions
Front Room
Definition of a "Regular"
What is it exactly to be a regular? Does it mean that you spend all your money & time on one girl? Does it not...
goosman
7 years ago
19
discussions
Front Room
Look what happened the last time I went to the club.
https://www.facebook.com/TalibamdzTBG/videos/1608431789167175/...
goosman
7 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Eating Stripper Ass?
Is this happening yet? I'm not personally doing it, but not judging you, if you are. Just seeing if this trend has kicked off yet....
goosman
7 years ago
41
discussions
Front Room
I think I finally hit my PL bottom.
Yesterday while getting a dance, the lady does a reverse cowgirl kind of move where she's got her hands on the floor, and her feet...
goosman
6 years ago
19
discussions
Front Room
More Miami Strip Club Videos
This time it looks like Bellas. Dancers look to be about Bellas quality. This town has to be the capital of filming videos in strip...
goosman
7 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Florida
Hallandale Beach
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
This place is really doing it.
Continuing my drive after an absolutely terrible visit to another club, it was now in the 4AM hour, and after some good visits to Cheetah Hallendale during the day shift,...
goosman
7 years ago
1
discussions
Front Room
Dancers who are just fun
Occasionally I've run across a subset of dancers that I like, where the lap dance isn't exceptional, but somehow they are just fun, their energy...
goosman
7 years ago
15
discussions
Front Room
Unexpected Natural Breasts/Body
Got some dances from a dancer the other day that was curvy the way I like them. It was at a club where there is...
goosman
7 years ago
8
discussions
Front Room
Chicago, should I even bother?
Club reviews seem dreadful, and I won't have the ability to go further out of the city. I should just save my $$$ and not...
goosman
7 years ago
23
discussions
Front Room
Stripper Haiku
Strippers give us life Life that wife would take away Cant marry stripper...
goosman
7 years ago
8
reviews
United States
Florida
Pompano Beach
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
DDDay
Probably the end cap to my Diamond Dolls reviews. For all the times I've been here and multiple nights during the week and weekend, I've never been during the day....
goosman
7 years ago
2
discussions
Front Room
Breaking up the Pair
In my neck of the woods, a lot of dancers work in pairs. Usually they'll approach together and try to work a double dance (which...
goosman
7 years ago
18
discussions
Front Room
Does the local school spring break affect dancer turn out in the clubs.
Based on your experience is spring break week a little slow in the clubs, with all the single moms spending some quality time with the...
goosman
7 years ago
8
discussions
Front Room
A week later, pants still wreak of stripper
Wearing pants I wore literally a week ago & they still wreak of stripper scent. This is after being sprayed with febreeze & cologne this...
goosman
7 years ago
15
discussions
Front Room
Dances on Credit?
Have any of you expert mongers ever been able to pull of getting dances or services on credit? Essentially, the Wimpy: I will pay you...
goosman
7 years ago
36
discussions
Front Room
Keeping Track of Songs
I just came off of hiatus, and did a binge over three clubs from afternoon to night. I noticed that my ability to keep track...
goosman
7 years ago
61
discussions
Front Room
One of my favorite clubs, now has a reggaeton song/video dedicated to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BrGmo72MvM I admit, I've never seen any of the girls in the video actually there, so they may be models not actual dancers. ...
goosman
7 years ago
5
discussions
Front Room
Stick Shifting: What does it mean?
I've seen this term used quite a bit here, but I don't think there is a consensus opinion on what exactly it means. Its not...
goosman
7 years ago
13
reviews
United States
Florida
Tampa
Pink Pony Tampa
5215 N Lois Ave Tampa, FL 33614
if you don't show it, why do you ask it?
My scientific research for "La Culona" led me to the Pink Pony in Tampa. If you don't feel like reading the rest of the review, here is a two word...
goosman
7 years ago
0
discussions
Front Room
Hand sanitizer
I've seen some dancers with it, but no PLs. I'd think that a dancer might appreciate seeing you disinfect pre-dance (and you might want to...
goosman
7 years ago
16
discussions
Front Room
You think those big Florida asses are easy to get?
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article139013718.html...
goosman
7 years ago
16
discussions
Front Room
Am I Willing to Risk it All?
So after about a year of clubbing, it finally happened to me, I fell in lust. I have a default mental setting that everything a...
goosman
7 years ago
60
reviews
United States
Florida
Tampa
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
Why, no one can see this anyway
In town and I had to make a stop at Mons Venus. Now I know going in, that MV is not really my type of place, but it is such...
goosman
7 years ago
1
discussions
Front Room
Booth choice in the LD room
Are girls assigned particular booths? Why do they seem to seek certain ones out. I get trying to get a booth furthest in the back/most...
goosman
7 years ago
12