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MayorBeauJames
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United States
Florida
Tampa
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
Hot girls, mediocre (and expensive) private dances
Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday. Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge...
MayorBeauJames
14 days ago
0
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United States
Florida
St Pete Beach
Mermaids Gentleman's Club
7500 Blind Pass Rd St Pete Beach, FL 33706
Pleasantly surprised by the private dances
In the area for work, didn’t feel like traveling to the mainland for some of the more popular clubs. Mermaids it is! First glance: it’s a dive. Plenty of parking, no...
MayorBeauJames
6 months ago
0
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United States
Oregon
Portland
Sassy's Bar & Grill
927 SE Morrison St Portland, OR 97214
A+ Stage, C+ Private Dances
Sassy's is my kinda place. Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls. I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3. They have a huge draft beer selection...
MayorBeauJames
8 months ago
1
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United States
Georgia
Atlanta
Pink Pony
1837 Corporate Blvd NE Atlanta, GA 30329
Sunday Afternoon, Real Sicko Hours
Had time to kill on a Sunday afternoon in Atlanta, so I thought I'd stop by the famous Pink Pony. Spacious parking lot, surrounding area is fine. After you park, the...
MayorBeauJames
8 months ago
1
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United States
California
San Francisco
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
Nickled and Dimed, Wouldn’t Return
Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse. As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel...
MayorBeauJames
a year ago
1
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United States
Minnesota
Minneapolis
Downtown Cabaret
115 S 4th St Minneapolis, MN 55401
Fresher than a MFer
I have a bad habit of hitting the club too early, so this time I took my time at dinner and made my way to Downtown Cabaret around... 8:00PM lol. And...
MayorBeauJames
a year ago
0
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United States
South Carolina
Greenville
Lust
216 Transit Dr Greenville, SC 29607
Good drink specials, solid talent
Took a short and cheap cab ride from downtown Greenville to Lust late on a Tuesday. The parking lot seemed full, but it was fairly dead inside, not sure what...
MayorBeauJames
a year ago
0
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United States
Washington
Spokane
Deja Vu Spokane
8722 E Sprague Ave Spokane, WA 99212
No booze, but legal weed and full nude.
For starters, it's the only game in town. So it's got that going for it. Deja Vu Showgirls in Spokane is located a short cab ride (about $20 and 15 minutes)...
MayorBeauJames
a year ago
0
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United States
District of Columbia
Washington, D.C.
Cloakroom
476 K St NW Washington, DC 20001
Got a great dance, but weird used car negotiation type experience
The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Texas
Dallas
Baby Dolls
10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
Didn't live up to the hype for me
This place didn't do much for me. It's a huge club, and everything is very "nice" for sure, but sometimes it feels kinda corny. Like if Disney were to make a...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
5
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United States
Massachusetts
Boston
Glass Slipper
22 Lagrange St Boston, MA 02116
What's that smell?
I wanted to like this place more than I did, but it was pretty disappointing overall. The evening was saved by one great dancer. Paid $15 bucks to get in around...
MayorBeauJames
a year ago
0
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United States
Texas
Fort Worth
Bucks Cabaret
2345 Meacham Blvd Fort Worth, TX 76106
Fun time, but steep fees.
Fort Worth clubs leave a lot to be desired, but I had a pretty good time at Bucks Cabaret. $20 cover feels steep for a place that sells booze, but then...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
0
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United States
Texas
Fort Worth
Pandoras South
8701 South Fwy Fort Worth,TX 76140
To boldly go where no man has gone before...
Was in town and saw this place had no reviews. Didn't feel like hauling all the way to Dallas so I said "Why not? Let's explore the unknown!" It was... meh. This...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
4
reviews
United States
New York
Brooklyn
Pumps
1089 Grand St Brooklyn, NY 11211
I'm a sucker for hipster girls, what can I say.
Gotta be honest: I love Pumps. It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls. It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
0
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United States
Washington
Seattle
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115
Bit underwhelming, but one girl made it worthwhile
I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in,...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
1
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United States
Washington
Seattle
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108
Yawn.
This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Texas
Austin
Red Rose
3615 S Congress Avenue Austin, TX. 78704
Think with the big head...
Oh my god. This place is dangerous. Decided to check out Red Rose as it's the closest spot to downtown so it wouldn't be an expensive Uber ride. Actually, I took...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
2
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United States
California
Los Angeles
Jumbo's Clown Room
5153 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90027
PG-13 fun
Stopped by Jumbo's after reading about it online. Knew it was a bikini bar and nothing else, but heard good things so seemed like a good thing to check out. Showed...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
0
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United States
Washington
Seattle
Devil's Triangle
2027 Westlake Ave Seattle, WA 98121
Super chill staff and an underrated spot
Came in with low expectations because of the reviews, but I had a pretty solid time here! First of all—it's right in the city. That's a huge plus for me. It...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
2
reviews
United States
Illinois
Bridgeview
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
Worth the drive, but some strange etiquette
Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
1
reviews
United States
California
West Hollywood
Synn Gentlemen's Club
365 N La Cienega Blvd West Hollywood, CA 90048
Fine but a bit corny
Stopped by Synn on a Monday night while in town for work. Don't believe the hours listed anywhere online—things don't get started until 8-9PM at the earliest. Got a pat down...
MayorBeauJames
2 years ago
2