the ultimate strip club list

Teasers Sunday night recap I arrived at Teasers about 11:30pm. Plenty of lot and street parking available. Teasers is a basement club with VIP up a set of stairs. The cover charge was $12. They check…

So this was first ever visit to a bikini coffee shop. I have a coworker who’s been talking about his experiences in coffee shops. There was a few of guys have talked about going there…

I was in the Boston area and had connected with a dancer I knew from one of other area clubs who told me that she was now working at the Golden Banana (where she had…

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening from 730-830. Ample and well lit parking. Very nice gal and bouncer at the front desk. Scanned my DL and went through the metal detector. $10 entry. Was fairly…

I won't rehash the dimensions of this club I described it well in my last post as have a few others recently. This is my second time there in a month and wanted to…

AMP's are the way to go.

Its a full nude club so no alcohol. Security pats down and let you in to window lobby. Entry fee is $30 with a drink coupon for one drink. After crossing the barrier and enter…

Ok. So I was on a trip a few months back and asked in discussion where I should go in the area I was staying. I was told in no uncertain terms NOT…

After many years of touring the more prominent clubs in the area I've taken it upon myself to branch out to the smaller clubs to find talent. For a long time I swore against Bandaids.…

My close friend, “Spanky,” rarely has much to say. But when he talks, I listen! Yesterday, it being Hump Day, Spanky said he desperately wanted to be desplooginated, preferably by a gorgeous young woman he’s never…

Went back to new jersey recently and visited a few of my joints there. The Post is always fun. I was there around 1 pm and saw about 10 dancers. They were…

Yet another horrible jobs report with more layoffs on the way. Thankfully we have a government shutdown. Good news is if Republicans have their way our health insurance premiums will all double in price. At…

Came back here for the second time, a little less than a year later. Won't give much detail on the club layout etc., that's all been covered. Once again, Saturday with no UFC means couples night,…

Conveniently located on Rte. 130 in Burlington right next to a car dealership and a short distance from a liquor store (it’s BYO Beer/wine). It has an iconic pink exterior with a large parking…

Dropped by on a Thursday early afternoon and, as seems to be the case all the time now, they were still not open even though I got there around 4:20pm. A few minutes later I…

Stopped by a few weeks back on a Tuesday. The parking lot is off the feeder road by a gas station. If you are not paying attention you can miss your turn. I have…

Went here recently - based on other reviews it seemed like the only place in Manhattan that offers an “intermediate” dance option that isn’t $20 per dance on the floor or alternatively close to $1k…

This is my first time visiting. I wanted to go see what all the hullabaloo was about in the posts I read here. They seemed to have pleanty of parking, or at least…

Heading to Detroit Sunday for 12 hours of unadulterated fun. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Inbox if you want to be detailed with names and other tips. I’ll pass any info I gather on here…

Monday afternoon about 1pm I stopped in. The parking lot was crowded as usual. The bar is in the center of the room so there are maybe 25 stools around it. The…

Title says it all.

Had an opportunity to check out Atlantis early (2pm) on a Wednesday afternoon. Easy enough to find. I’ve been here before but it’s been at least a couple years. There was no cover charge.…

My visit was inspired by the sexy Latina who served me my McMuffin that morning. I couldn’t get her out of my head. I had to go someplace where I could lay my hands, and…

Went in on a Friday evening, around 11pm. Decent crowd, another ~10-15 other dudes and with around ~15-20women. Free parking, right next to the club. Great benefit for the constant parking fees in the LA area.…

After reading about several clubs in the area, I tried out Rachel's as it seemed the most promising for a good time. Glad I went, yes, even though it's not full nude or extras. As I…

I don’t think it matters who wins the ALCS, the Dodgers are going to steamroll anyone in their path. Regardless, I will still root for the INDIANS and their amazing comeback from 15 games back…

Friends birthday was the week before so we decided to go to Silk this past Saturday night. Its a little bit of a hike from where we are but we have been going there for…