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I've read so many reviews where PLs go, "Man, I spent an hour in the club, but none of the hot girls ever asked me for a dance, only the ugly ones." I'm flabbergasted by that. It's really not a complicated problem to solve. Honestly, this can be just one sentence: *Tell the hot chicks* you want a dance from…

This is a continuation of my Good, Bad, Naughty, Ugly and Weird (GBNUW) article focused entirely on Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Street Theater (MBOT) in San Francisco. Mitchell Brothers closed in 2020 during the pandemic, but is responsible for many strip club innovations (including the lap dance) and their proliferation. Playboy dubbed MBOT the “place to go in San Francisco!”,…

This is my second Good, Bad (Naughty), Ugly and Weird (GNUW) article. These musings are highlights and lowlights from my 30-year patronage of strip clubs and include observations about what makes these places irresistible and what could make these experiences even better. Each topic in the title will be addressed, but not necessarily in the order listed. Today I…

This article is not so much for those that came over on Noah's ark and been doing this for a 100 years as it is for the newbies and those needing a refresher course after some bone headed mistakes. So if you are experienced lighten up and remember when you first started 😁 Alright mongers, let's talk SC etiquette.…

Medellín has a reputation that precedes it. Talk to any seasoned traveler or nightlife junkie, and they’ll tell you the city isn’t just about mountains, cable cars, and coffee tours. The real action starts after dark — and if you know where to look, it’s a playground unlike anywhere else. I spent a week bouncing between clubs, swiping Tinder, and…

I’ve been going to strip clubs for over 30 years now. This article is a collection of thoughts on what still makes these places irresistible, some highlights (and lowlights) from past visits, unusual observations, and thoughts on what could make these experiences consistently better. The topics in the title will each be addressed, but not necessarily in the order…

I didn’t start dancing for money. I started dancing to get my body back. After having a kid and surviving a relationship that nearly broke me, I found myself staring in the mirror, not recognizing the woman I saw. I didn’t hate her..I just didn’t know her. She looked tired but polite, too careful almost. Like she had shrunk herself…

The dancer asked me a question I'd heard so often. Just yes or no. Yet it got me going each time. So much promise. Just five words plus a question mark. Every time I'd hear it, my dick got harder and bigger. "Do you want a condom?" Do I want a condom? This was a dancer who had already agreed…

1. Opt for Soft, Breathable Fabrics Avoid wearing jeans or any attire made from rough, abrasive materials. Such fabrics can cause discomfort during close contact. Instead, choose pants made of softer materials like khakis or chinos. These fabrics are gentler on the skin and provide better comfort during lap dances. 2. Prioritize Comfort and Fit While it's tempting to dress to impress,…