The usual -- Pink Building on 130 next to car dealership. BYOB. $10 cover on weeknight gets you two free soft drinks or waters. Bathroom to the left, DJ booth to the right. Dances are $30 for 4 minutes in a private room. One girl dances on stage at a time. A bit dark inside but your eyes adjust. I…

Was driving up the east coast and made a point of stopping in Baltimore for the first time to check out a club. The Ritz seemed like it was in a more off-beat neighborhood suiting my style than the strip, though there was some loitering outside the club. Paid the $15 entrance fee and took a seat at the stage,…

Came here Saturday afternoon. Was relatively full, with Halloween decorations up around the place. All spots at the bar except one were taken. If you haven’t been here, it’s an oval stage with a bar section and a low stage table section. The low section is better for engaging with the girls but is often packed and has some reserved…

I will reveal myself now as a guy who is somehow simultaneously A) a longtime visitor of strip clubs, and B) a guy who's so polite he hasn't had that much actual experience with girls who offer 'extras.' There, I said it. Pair that up with a more recent development of ED, and my hunger to go looking for 'extras'…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Just came from Cabaret. No parking around, found some a few blocks away. Streets packed with young college kids. Area seems safe to me. Walk on up. Cover is $10, ID check and scan. Walk on in down the stairs. Look right that's the bathroom. Look left that's the stage. Dead ahead, bathrooms. Customers, a…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Hard to find parking around here, I parked a few blocks north. A lotta people on these streets. Walk on in. Cover is $10, ID check. Walk on in. Layout is bar on left here and then in with a multi pronged stage with three dancers going at a time. I see dances are advertised…

Hello fellow Mongerers. This review is a month and a half late, but don’t’ worry I took pretty good notes in my phone. When I went to Sao Paulo for my birthday in September, I also visited Rio de Janeiro to check out their P4P scene (pay for play). I pretty much came up with 2 conclusions. For…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Tons of folks on the street, big bar crawl area. Walk up to the dude, ID scan and picture taken. Girl at the front asks if I have a ticket. If not $25. I remember the girls giving stuff out on the corner, I said hold on fuck all that, I'm gonna find them, went…

On my northwestern trip, found myself in Missoula on a Sunday night. Not a great night for clubbing, and had heard that the Fox Club was pretty lame, but with nothing else to do, decided to head over. Hoped to at least see some pretty nude women. The club - it’s a nice club, well kept up and glitzy. You…

Good evening gentlemen back with a review after a long time. Have had multiple visits since my last review but posting details of the most recent one that was around the Halloween day. Let’s start with the usuals. $10 Parking in the shitty parking lot, $10 entry at the door. One question for anyone who knows, is the parking space…