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Airport Strip
Brampton
Went into the airport strip walked in was surprised how nice and clean it looked. I sat down and a dancer came over to talk to me right away named Chanel pretty girl with braces.…
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Sirens
Westerville
Doors locked for near 2 months now, and all the dancers are now at Vanity or Gold. Regulars know this place went through a long shut down -for years- after Covid once already- here comes round 2 or whatever- They…
It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…
It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…
by KatrinaDancer
October 2026
Welcome to the mothafuckin jungle baby. I compare the strip club to a jungle *all the time.* I often times feel like it’s a free for all—I love the burning flames of shameless glory . Nothing quite like an entertainer, boldly bent over in front of a customer on stage, pulling her panties to the side, enticing him by sliding…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
Strip clubs occupy a peculiar place in the landscape of adult entertainment. On one end of the spectrum sit the polished, velvet-rope establishments with crystal chandeliers, bottle service, and dancers who treat the stage like a high-fashion runway. On the other end are the places with sticky floors, questionable carpet, a jukebox that still takes singles, and a general air…
by Rangerrick10fd
October 2026
I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough to notice that the business seems to be changing, and not necessarily for the better. I don’t think strip clubs are going to disappear overnight, but I do wonder whether the traditional club experience is slowly becoming a thing of the past. The world has changed, the customers have changed, and the…
by rajbellam
October 2026
There are two types of clubs out there: Ones that post who is working that night And ones that don’t. Talk to the average man in this hobby, all other things equal, they would probably say they prefer the former to the later. But sometimes we don’t fully understand what we truly want. The idea of knowing if your favorite girl is working or not…
by Bullmanboyya
October 2026
My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…
by Zedd
Sirens is closed— and the story is a soap opera
Doors locked for near 2 months now, and all the dancers are now at Vanity or Gold. Regulars know this place went through a long shut down -for years- after Covid once already- here comes round 2 or whatever- They…
Smash or Pass?
I like her one piece red swimsuit reminds me of Baywatch… :D
Are gas prices lowering escort costs?
How much are the girls at HK charging tonight
Friday October 23, 2026
A friend of mine went in from 11 to close. 7 dancers only. 30 cars parked (valet clicker) not sure how much longer they can stay open. Then again i heard Peppermint Hippo only manages the club, guys who own…
What makes this club so highly rated?
Saw all the positive reviews so visited the club this past Thursday night. All the girls were pushy when it came to getting the dance. Can hardly have any banter with them without them trying to direct convo to dance. Feel…
Intel on Snow?
Any intel on Snow?
La Pearl is closed through Oct 28
I went to La Pearl/Outer Space club this week and learned that La Pearl is closed while the owner is out of town until Oct 28. La Pearl is the more extras-friendly club of these two sister clubs, so plan…
Club closing on November 1st, but what is the real reason ???
A few dancers have mentioned on their Instagram accounts that DV-LFP will be closing on November 1st. The reason stated is a six-month closure for remodeling. That immediately sounded suspicious to me. In 25 years of going to…
Mottos
Tell us your motto to live by. Mine is easy and I even made it up meself: Great sex requires two showers; one before and one after. What's yours?
A Little Humor...
That reminds me of the 90-year-old who went to his doctor for a check up and when the doctor asked him how things are going, he said, "Just great, I married a 25-year old woman and we have sex twice…
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