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This was actually my second time there. So I’ll combine both visits in a single review.

The club itself is out in the corn fields pretty far away from any town. Looks like an industrial…

Arrived in Dallas, decided to check this club out since the review was good. I arrived at the club about 12 noon. Parking lot was half full of cars but still big enough to find…

I visited PH after a self-imposed hiatus. Actually stopped at Club Risqué Bristol first (see my review) and decided to hit PH since I didn’t get any dances at CR. I went to…

Went during the middle of the week last week and it was dead. It was me and a drunk out of towner who I learned had just landed and went straight to the place.

Arrived around…

So, I was here on two occasions about a year ago and left unimpressed each time. Swore I wouldn’t return, but decided to make a pit stop to see if the third time would…

I went late on a Saturday night, wish I had gone to a different club while in Chicago.

Admiral theater, true to its namesake has the appearance to a small off-broadway theater. When you walk in,…

Never given a review before but visited NYC this weekend and used this site to get some details before heading in.

I wasn't looking for any "extras", I just had some cash on me and…

The place was a lot like how I remember from a year ago after paying $20 at the door there’s a coat check on your right (that I didn’t use so I don’t know the…

Returning to the strip club scene after a several months hiatus.

Cheerleaders is a more or less upscale club, one of the nicest in Philly and at this time probably the most popular. It’s located just…

I know this is a weird measure of a strip club, but Pink Pony has an excellent parking lot! It's spacious, flat, no potholes, feels relatively safe. You can self park instead of being forced…

Was in town for my semi annual houston work trip. My work trips are always mid week and I venture out after 10pm.

Centerfolds had previous reviews that this place can be hit or miss.…

After my last couple Thursday trips to Pandora’s exceeded expectations I made sure to schedule my departure flight out of town for Friday. This visit didn’t disappoint. I really like being able to…

This review actually covers two visits over a two week period. The club itself is very well appointed and is located in a good area with both residential and commercial buildings. My first…

I am not a local but work took me to this club 3-4 times but alas that time is over now. It is a great club - two storey with large screens and lot of…

This place is has it's place for sure in the vegas strip club community. It's always full of girls from my experience, as opposed to other vegas clubs which seem to be really only busy…

Went to Dreams on a Tuesday night when I was passing through El Paso. First thing you notice is the location. You’re kind of in an open dead spot along I-10 in an industrial area…

Hank’s is my sure thing place to get some cheap extras. The place is a dive bar with titties and BJs openly available. The ambiance is white trash fabulous and I love it.

It’s a…

Walked in on a week night around 11. Immediately was flocked by several Mexican girls. Normally not a huge fan of being bombarded right away but the girls were all polite, even if they were…

Finally came here during an evening shift after going to a few really bad/boring weekday dayshifts where the dancers are less than appealing/not very attractive (in my opinion). Arrive around 9:30 pm and had a…

This was my most recent visit, been there at night but decided to visit during the day to see the difference.

Tuesdays have the $20 nudes dances and so I showed up around 2. Dancers were…

I recently visited Atlantis my favorite spot nearest to Chicago, it was a Saturday night and I decided to stop by. Parking Lot Was about 2/3 full I pull in and am greeted by the…

Visited Gallaghers after a long day at work. It is a hike from Manhattan but your money goes a bit far here vs. the clubs in the city. You walk through a metal detector at…

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah !!! This report will trump all reports on this club because I’m actually gonna go in. Now I’ve heard a lot about follies and its former glories but former…

I most recently reviewed The Go Go Rama one month ago and it was my third review so I thought I had expressed everything that needed saying. However I was mistaken; as much as…

I was driving through Iowa on a work trip and decided to stop at Woodys. The club is right off the highway next to a Casey’s so I imagine they get a mostly trucker crowd.…

Was here on a Saturday night, cover was $28, more than the $20 listed on the website, not a crazy difference but didn’t instill confidence. It was rather sparse this evening and they did sporadic…