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Penthouse Club PerthPenthouse Club Perth
Perth

Perth Stop #3

5.7/10

Perth, WA. Saturday night. Just coming from Voodoo lounge. I think cover was 25 AUD here. Big older Polynesian guy, at the front. You could tell by his hands he probably was a former Rugby…

Muddy14 mins ago
Voodoo LoungeVoodoo Lounge
Perth

Perth Stop #2

4.7/10

Perth, WA. Saturday night. This area is where all the party goers in Perth are. Streets are packed out the wazoo. Walk up and there's a line into the club. Some people were dressed nice…

Muddy15 mins ago
Sapphire Gentlemen's ClubSapphire Gentlemen's Club
Las Vegas, NV

Reputation speaks for itself

8.3/10

Call the club directly or book online ahead of time for their Free Limo Pick-up. They will send a dedicated Sapphire-branded limo or high-end van to pick your group up from any Strip hotel. This…

rockycoconut16 mins ago
New Locomotion ClubNew Locomotion Club
Mississauga, ON

A vibe if you know what you want

6.7/10

Checked out the New Locomotion club when I was staying at a hotel nearby the airport. Uber can be set to a small diner nearby for discretion and drivers know what’s up. No cover and I…

Cran924 mins ago
Christies CabaretChristies Cabaret
Tempe, AZ

Christie's Thurs night late 7/3/2026

8.0/10

Christie's Thurs night late 7/3/2026 Posting delayed due to 30-day rule. Was going to meet my friend there, but I got long delayed. Arrived at 10:30 PM to what seemed a busy parking lot...but was…

davephx27 mins ago
Pantheon ClubPantheon Club
Dearborn, MI

Wemby and pole work

7.7/10

Had a previous review w this place. I can redescribe the setting but not much changed appearance wise. Plenty of TVs, stage in the middle as you walk in, bar to the right, booths around…

DirkDiggler545 mins ago
Platinum Dollz LoungePlatinum Dollz Lounge
Passaic, NJ

Better for a solo trip

8.3/10

I visited Platinum Dolls Lounge in Passaic on a Thursday night around 10 p.m. and had a good overall experience. The first thing I noticed was the layout. As soon as you walk in, the…

Josealdo84349 mins ago
Cheetahs Gentlemen's ClubCheetahs Gentlemen's Club
Phoenix, AZ

Not so sure?

5.7/10

Made the Visit on a Thursday after hitting up Dirty's, not a fan of the mo touching dance what is this SLC. Arrived in the parking lot behind the building. The parking area seemed…

Jwall1321 hr ago
Chez PareeChez Paree
Montréal, QC

A Montreal classic - just do it

8.0/10

Back at Chez Paree after a decade away, but nothing changed. Bouncer fakes a long line outside, forces you to tip too much to get a table ($5 per person) and after that things…

Cran91 hr ago
Playhouse LoungePlayhouse Lounge
Burlington, NJ

Afternoons are best

8.0/10

The playhouse lounge is a pink building on the southbound side of Route 130 in Burlington New Jersey. It’s next to a Honda dealer slightly out of town. It’s a rectangular shaped building with a rectangular…

Package3 hrs ago
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The logistics of getting to/from Frankfurt area FKKs

Thought I'd write an article just on this subject as it has been partly covered by myself and others. ****Airport to city centre**** I'd advise NOT to get a taxi from the airport to the city centre, although the airport is quite close the traffic can be horrendous and looking at the taxi meter will become increasingly tense. The best option is…

by londonguy

July 2026

How Do You Decide Which Club to Visit?

I grew up a few miles from one of the clubs on this site that's known for having some pretty serious mileage. As a kid, I obviously didn't know what mileage meant. I just knew it was the strip club. It had a reputation. And I thought they'd all be like that. Then I moved to Virginia and realized I…

by VirginiaGuy

July 2026

Lasting Impressions

I remember the first time I stepped into a strip club. It was a local scene, I had just turned 18 and along with 2 of my closest friends at the time decided to celebrate our manhood by going down to the local nude club and seeing what life was all about. From being around and who I was, I…

by MaleReview

June 2026

Sao Paulo Sex Scene

Hello my mongering friends. I hope all is well. As you all know, my cities I venture to when it comes to sex is Tijuana, Mexico; Zurich, Switzerland and Sao Paulo, Brazil. At one point, Medellin, Colombia was the go to. But you know what happen? Dumb ass gringos would give the girls extra money because the…

by Garfield84

June 2026

My little tribute to the Magic Mike franchise

14 years have passed since the first part of the Magic Mike franchise. I just want to leave this little tribute here. When the first "Magic Mike" came out, most people saw it as goofy entertainment. Guys with six‑packs, Channing Tatum in his prime, and crowds of screaming women, and all. But if we dig deeper, Steven Soderbergh's film shows a…

by Nikolasus

May 2026

Scandallo Vs Hong Kong vs Globe and why I chose to monger internationally.

Currently, I have my big three when it comes to mongering. As of right now, Hong Kong is still my no.1 while Scandallo is no.2 and Globe is a close third. I’ve been to several strip clubs and brothels inside and outside the United States. However, with this being a public forum, I can’t fully disclose the…

by Garfield84

April 2026

Clubbing & confidence

I started going to clubs in my early 20’s, and I’m currently 30. It was after a break up and if I’m being honest, my luck with women (not in clubs) was not that great. I was a bit shy and awkward, and I kinda just felt lucky with the other girlfriends I’ve had before. Basically, random girls with mutuals…

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Cheerleaders Philadelphia Philadelphia, PA

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I used to check out the clubs Instagram as dancers would sometimes post their schedules on their story and it seems (at least to me) that the clubs page is completely gone. Anyone else experiencing this?

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TheOne&Only
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World Cup finals game: good time to club?

I really have no fucks to give about pro sports, although Sophie Cunningham does currently have my attention. I have even fewer fucks to give about foreign sports, which is how I perceive soccer. That said, would there…

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TheOne&Only
Front Room

World Cup finals game: good time to club?

I really have no fucks to give about pro sports, although Sophie Cunningham does currently have my attention. I have even fewer fucks to give about foreign sports, which is how I perceive soccer. That said, would there…

02 hrs ago
TheOne&Only
Front Room

World Cup finals game: good time to club?

I really have no fucks to give about pro sports, although Sophie Cunningham does currently have my attention. I have even fewer fucks to give about foreign sports, which is how I perceive soccer. That said, would there…

02 hrs ago
TheOne&Only
Front Room

World Cup finals game: good time to club?

I really have no fucks to give about pro sports, although Sophie Cunningham does currently have my attention. I have even fewer fucks to give about foreign sports, which is how I perceive soccer. That said, would there…

02 hrs ago
TheOne&Only
Front Room

World Cup finals game: good time to club?

I really have no fucks to give about pro sports, although Sophie Cunningham does currently have my attention. I have even fewer fucks to give about foreign sports, which is how I perceive soccer. That said, would there…

02 hrs ago
TheOne&Only
Front Room

World Cup finals game: good time to club?

I really have no fucks to give about pro sports, although Sophie Cunningham does currently have my attention. I have even fewer fucks to give about foreign sports, which is how I perceive soccer. That said, would there…

02 hrs ago
TheOne&Only
Front Room

World Cup finals game: good time to club?

I really have no fucks to give about pro sports, although Sophie Cunningham does currently have my attention. I have even fewer fucks to give about foreign sports, which is how I perceive soccer. That said, would there…

02 hrs ago