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In town visiting my family for the weekend so thought I’d pay a trip to the club of my youthful years. Nothing has really changed since the last time I was there several years ago.…

After leaving the brass bowl, I still had a bit of time so I walked across the street to the ass (Brass Ass) hopefully to have some better luck. As I walked in, there was…

Location & Logistics:
The club is easy to spot from the road, but the entrance is around back, along with all the parking. There's no front access, so first-timers might be a little confused. Make sure…

Stopped in on a recent Friday early afternoon, the club is on Sumnytown Pike outside the town of Harleysville PA in a somewhat rural mostly residential area. Plenty of safe parking in…

I visited from 5-8 on Friday. Lot was crowded. $10 parking attendant (2 of them). Security guy in riot gear with 4 extra clips on his belt (pays to be prepared) gave me a thorough…

I haven't been to this club in over a decade. Mainly because when I used to live down here, it was out the way. It's located in a plaza next to a Hooters…

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned).

Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…

Afternoon Party!
So totally hit or miss is this place....but when it's on it's really great.
On a Monday afternoon this place was hoping with 10 + girls, a small group celebrating something with the…

Lily at Allure "The Power of Attraction" as their site headline says
Allure had been my favorite massage place for years (and SRM), but reviewing their current therapists, only two had smaller breasts and a relatively…

It was my first time back here since pre-COVID, but I think I'm going to stick with another club. I had heard some things about the quality of the girls going down hill but I…

Stopped by here on a Monday evening while visiting Boston. Knew the Boston scene wasn't great but my hotel was a block away and decided I really wanted to see some titties, so figured how…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night at Desire. It may have been the slowest Friday/Saturday night I can ever remember. Seems like people wanted to be elsewhere during the summer, perhaps there were…

First review so please be patient with me.

Met a nice guy sitting next to the bar which has an upper and lower devotion with dancers in the middle who suggested I go for a…

Philadelphia is doing a big construction project on I-95 which makes the trip to the Philly Risque a bit of an adventure, but it's right on Columbus Boulevard along the Delaware River.

There’s some well-lit parking…

Parking lot had 12 cars, paved and seemed safe. Door fee was after 2nd set of doors. $10 and no ID check. Looks like VIP is to the right as you enter. Bar…

I got there about 1PM which enabled me to avoid the $10 parking charge. I paid the $10 cover and went in. This place has been reviewed so many times that I'm going to…

I arrived around 9:30 on a Tuesday night after winning $400 at a casino. There were not many cars in the lot I was able to parked close to the main entrance.
You enter through…

Went in alone last Thursday now that it's wildly publicized that the lunch buffet is back. A lot more crowded than I expected and tried my best to stay out of sight from friends of…

I’ve been to Torpedo’s before, but always after 8pm. This time I went on a Friday around 5pm. The place is on the Main Street in Bound Brook and parking was easy…