the ultimate strip club list

We stopped in about 2:30 on Saturday afternoon to find a fairly full parking lot full, with half of the spots taken up by Harleys. Concerned the place would be packed inside, we quickly relieved…

Birmingham, ENG. Thursday night. Off a busy road. Use the actual lot or park on the street. I parked at the lot next door and I got a fucking parking ticket off a camera! WTF…

Visited Sioux City for an evening, and had nothing better to do than look at some tits. I've never been to this place before. It's kind of odd. I got there around 6…

West Bromwich, ENG. Thursday night. A typical bar, restaurant late night street type area. I parked in the neighborhood behind. Cover was £10 to get in and in we are. Real nice joint. Walk in,…

Saturday afternoon, despite the protest at the capital, I arrived around 2.30pm. No cover as it was in the daytime. As Halloween approaches, they got decorated spooky. It did have the atmosphere and I enjoyed…

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Walking on over from Whiskey Down. Parking is difficult in downtown Manchester. Find a lot and dismount. Area is fine just some drunk folks out and about. Walk on in, cover…

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Long Legs is probably the best option in Manchester. But it does close early. I was there about midnight around, closes at 1am and the girls were already starting to get…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. These scousers yeah hard to understand these motherfuckers. No parking at all, the streets are way too narrow. It's like the nightlife sector of liverpool, I parked a few blocks away.…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. I parked a couple blocks away, no street parking here. Area is fine. Guy at the front, walk on in. One guy in the window, £10 to get in and in…

I drove past here a couple weeks ago and saw they were back open. It used to be a decent club that shut down right around COVID. I decided to pop in an check it…

After being in Portland for a week. Finally got a day off and decided to give Cabaret a try after hearing positive things about it. Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon at approx 230, they…

Manchester, ENG. Walked on over here from Long Legs. Downtown Manchester I wouldn't bother with trying parking. Area is alright. Walk up black dude out front says hello and in you go. Down the steps…

Entered right about noon to get the $15 dollar pre-fixe steak lunch. Forget how much the drinks were but my whole bill was less than $40 bucks. Can't beat a steak and a whole meal…

Came here on a Thursday to check out the $100 15 min VIP deal. Pretty large club but it’s mostly concentrated to the first room with seating around a main stage and a slightly elevated…

I had a great time here. Street parking, didn't have to search for a spot for too long. We got there early (9pm) so there was plenty of room at the bar, and some tables,…

Every once in a while I miss the old playhouse and this time I could only make it around dinner time. This place is a thru and thru a day bar and even loses some…

So this piece of shit thinks that my ATF deserved to be killed by a drunk driver: "Lol your ATF deserved it As does anyone who willingly and knowingly associates with an evil nasty guy like yourself I…

Arrived around 8pm and found easy parking in there lot. As I approached the door the parking attendent came out the front door and informed me that it was $5 to park, but that I…

There are several descriptions of the set up of the club. I've come to realize the best spot is the bench seat in the corner. The spot might as well be VIP. Seductions has become…

So I am curious? What are your 5 Favorite Dancers ? Does not have to be in Order !! If you wanna tell us why ok ? If not ok too !! 1) Devon 2…

Club Desire is a one of the better clubs in Providence. Maybe the girls are hotter at Foxy Lady, atmosphere more fun / stripclubby (?) at CL and services less expensive at Mickeys but overall,…

This place can sometimes feel more like a nightclub than a gentlemen’s club. It’s darker than your typical club and the music gets loud when the place gets going. My take is the layout influences…

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Title couldn’t say it all. I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed by someone other than oneself. Pragmatically speaking, quotations can also be used as language games (in…

Regardless of how you feel about AOC as a person or a politician, or if you have no feelings towards her one way or another (which is perfectly plausible) if you think she’s physically attractive,…

While in Geneva I discovered this FKK club within a block of my hotel, so I did what all TUSCLers would expect me to do. I checked it out. And I was disappointed. I seem to…

I popped into Richard's on a Tuesday afternoon around 3pm - my fourth visit. They publish their dancer's schedule on Instagram at the beginning of the week, so I knew the names of who would…

Thinking of trying my luck again here this weekend. What’s the most mileage you got at E11even and anything in VIP room level?

TP is... a concept. If you're looking for an all-night rager, this probably isn't it. However, if you need a casual, non-alcoholic spot to try and strike up a conversation, it might be worth a…

I had no idea what Devon even looked like. I’ve heard and read about her for years. On my way north I decided to stop in as usual. I called ahead to hear the schedule. There…

I stopped by The Candy Store at about 1:30pm. The place is right at a very busy intersection with nothing to obscure you as you get out of your car and into through the door.…

Silk is now my go to Strip club. Their security is tight. Armed guard outside and inside you need to show govt ID before the pat down. This place generally has Latin women work. The others…

Monday visit to PH is always interesting. Usually not a lot of girls on the lineup. Many leave around 4-5, with very few coming in to replace them, because they close at…

I left the Candy Store for an appointment that ended up being delayed, so I decided to check out nearby Crazy Girls. The place looks like a Florida-type club from the outside and there was…

After Sugar 44 and Bourbon St, I was ready to check out the legendary Hi-Liter. I got there at about 1:15 am (they close at 2a) and still had to pay the $10 cover to…

I had been to Bourbon once before on a Saturday night in January. The place had been hopping with a full crowd and girls dancing on all three stages. It was one of my fave…

So what's the best spot in Houston for extras? I checked out a place called paradise city, but did not have much luck there.

Hey everyone, very new to the scene. In Atlanta and want to explore! 1) any advice for the Atlanta scene in particular? Been to a few clubs in FL and TX but never here. 2)…

I was in the area and decided to check out this club. It is located in a strip mall. I got there about 6:30pm and there was plenty of parking. It was $5…

I was in Vegas for a conference and ended up entertaining three clients on Thursday night. After dinner, a little gambling, and a lot of drinks one of them hinted that it might be a…

$8 valet mandatory, prompt and courteous as usual. $20 cover by the pleasant enough woman at the desk, earning a magnanimous $1. Passed the bouncer indicating that I was headed upstairs, so no booth or…

This review will include info from my three recent visits over the past month. Last two visits were on Tuesday nights about 9-10 PM. Parking lot was not very busy but I went in anyway,…

Went to the LS twice on a work trip to Detroit. I have grown to really like it. It's sort of a middle ground between Bogart's (dirty in kind of a good way) and the…

I'll admit right up from that this write-up has some characteristics of a review, but since it doesn't dwell on any single establishment I'm offering it up as an article. Now, I've never thought or even heard of Geneva, Switzerland, as a mongering destination. I still don't think of it that way, but I've found that sexual pleasure can be…

Decided to make another visit last Friday night and it wasn’t as much fun as past visits. I arrived around 8pm and left a little after 10pm. Being that was a concert at the arena…