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Off of Federal Blvd (287) a little North of Denver, there’s a well-lit parking lot to the side. Enter in the front door - the cover charge is posted on a sign and increases as the…

Headed over to Sins after a truly jarring experience at Doll House. A dancer somehow recognized me from TUSCL and flipped the fuck out on me. She even went as far as bitching to my…

This place is not really big. It is well-lit. The Saturday night I went, it wasn't crowded, but free seating at the bar was pretty limited. I was approached by the girl I ended up…

I showed up after midnight and was let in for $20. I had gone through the website prior and got the "discounted admission" prior to going. I suggest doing that for the out…

I got into town late after driving from Chicago. Checked into my hotel and then headed to Dream Girls to unwind from the drive. Took an Uber so I didn't have to worry about…

This is a summary from multiple visits on Friday and Saturday night after midnight. On both occasions, the club was almost dead. On Friday, there was at least a dancer on stage, on Saturday, no…

I was in town so I stopped in about 2 weeks ago on a Saturday night around 7pm or so. Admission was $10 which is down from the $15 I remember paying last…

Made the trek down Route 130 from Central Jersey in a mix of anticipation and anxiety, per usual. Made the turn quickly into the parking lot of this pink establishment as some middle-aged lady…

Went in right when they opened, 7PM, May 2025 on a Sunday. Got my arm stamped with that invisible flashlight ink-lasts 24 hours, lets you bounce in and out. Entry thirty-five bucks(out of state), body…

This spot is located around several small industries. Can't miss it. It's the only spot with lights. I walk to the side of the door and get stopped by the bouncer, seated in the…

Used to be a regular pre-covid, but since, my visits are very sporadic and when I do, it’s always during the day shift, which can be very hit or miss. I won’t give a detailed review…

Across from John's Nugget Casino surrounded by a gravel parking lot on the Nugget side and paved on the other. I arrived around 9:00, paid the $5 cover, and walked straight in and headed to…

Was bored on a Saturday night so decided to go to Paradise to check out Ximena. She used to go by Mara. After doing a couple of regular laps with her previously where she really…

I have been to this place more times than I can count over the last 20 years. The details that everybody is familiar with: club is a small pink building on Route 130 in…

Traveling this week and checked out goodguys on Monday night. I ubered there about 10:30pm. Decent location, I wouldn't hang outside very long personally. Walking in the bouncer greeted me and scanned my ID. No cover…

I stopped in Sunday afternoon to catch a little of the Giants game. Even more surprising than the Giants winning was who I saw dancing on stage. More later First the layout - fairly large stage…

I notice if you post something that is right up someone's alley, despite not hearing from them for months or years, you might see them chime in less than 2 seconds. What it is that?…

Been here a few times mostly during the week. But had a free Saturday afternoon/evening and figured I’d see what was happening at MG2. Most have described the place. But easy front door entrance. A…

This was my second visit to kappa. The club is is way out in the sticks, you think you’re lost in the cornfields, but then there it is. Large parking lot, seems safe. There…

I really liked the dance I got, but hardcore mongers will be disappointed. First, the place seems safe enough if you just park across the street (paid parking) and head up the stairs to the club.…

It's been years since I was here. Used to be my favorite night time spot in town when I was young and dumb and full of... But it was usually a waste and while there…

This is my third time to Atlantis. Valet parking is mandatory, even if you park your own car. The first time was on a weekday and the "valet" told me it was $10 to park…

After years of popping into Desire, I think the flame has officially fizzled. I rolled up around 8:30pm, expecting the usual energy, but the place was practically a ghost town—just three dancers on deck. Slow…

Deja Vu is a full nude club. It's surrounded by other strip clubs on the street and in the area. It feels like it's trying, despite the competition. I arrived on a Wednesday night,…

I’ll start with the requirements so you can skip to the next paragraph. The pink palace lays on Rt 130 just passed the car dealership. I’ve learned to keep my sunglasses on after I walk…