Hello fellow Mongerers. This review is a month and a half late, but don’t’ worry I took pretty good notes in my phone. When I went to Sao Paulo for my birthday in September, I also visited Rio de Janeiro to check out their P4P scene (pay for play). I pretty much came up with 2 conclusions. For…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Tons of folks on the street, big bar crawl area. Walk up to the dude, ID scan and picture taken. Girl at the front asks if I have a ticket. If not $25. I remember the girls giving stuff out on the corner, I said hold on fuck all that, I'm gonna find them, went…

On my northwestern trip, found myself in Missoula on a Sunday night. Not a great night for clubbing, and had heard that the Fox Club was pretty lame, but with nothing else to do, decided to head over. Hoped to at least see some pretty nude women. The club - it’s a nice club, well kept up and glitzy. You…

Good evening gentlemen back with a review after a long time. Have had multiple visits since my last review but posting details of the most recent one that was around the Halloween day. Let’s start with the usuals. $10 Parking in the shitty parking lot, $10 entry at the door. One question for anyone who knows, is the parking space…

This was my first time here in over five years. Nothing has changed. There is a square bar around which patrons can sit. A dancer dances in the middle of the square, andealks around the bar collecting tips, there is apparently a common lap dance area behind a curtain of beads, and then 2 private dance rooms…

I went to The Office Gentlemen’s Club on a Saturday night at 21:15. The Office shares a long building with Playmakers Bar and Grill. The Office is on the left and Playmakers is on the right side of the building. Sand volleyball courts are located to the right of the sports bar. There was a $5 cover charge to get…

The building small and cozy. It sits off the 26 HWY next to the river so be sure to put the direction in your maps app because there are plenty of one way / divided HWY roads in the vicinity. As you enter, the bar is in front of you and the single stage for dancers is to your right.…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Real late. Last stop of the night on a Brisbane run. This club is more going up the blocks, and closer to where I parked. I just parked, dismounted and club hopped on foot. Still a ton of folks out here bar hopping. I walk on in. Guy at the front podium ID check and…

Tuesday afternoon. The afternoons are usually 3-5 dancers and imo all hot (mid 20s to early 30s, tatted, spinners). They hold conversation well and the drink prices are not bad either. When you walk in its very dark but its basically a huge dive bar. There are typically 2 girls on stage for 20 min with the others sitting at the…

My last visit was to Kittens and it was less than promising. I went back to Pandoras and got in by showing my fake ID. Loved it. Sticking it to the man. Anyone can tell I am over 21, they do not need to take my ID and scan it. Total BS. Selection time came down to…