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Was planning to hit up Pandoras until I received a hot invite from one of my ATFs at Kittens, JL.

My last visit with JL was hot so said I’ll be there around 7:30 after…

This was actually my second time there. So I’ll combine both visits in a single review.

The club itself is out in the corn fields pretty far away from any town. Looks like an industrial…

Arrived in Dallas, decided to check this club out since the review was good. I arrived at the club about 12 noon. Parking lot was half full of cars but still big enough to find…

I visited PH after a self-imposed hiatus. Actually stopped at Club Risqué Bristol first (see my review) and decided to hit PH since I didn’t get any dances at CR. I went to…

Went during the middle of the week last week and it was dead. It was me and a drunk out of towner who I learned had just landed and went straight to the place.

Arrived around…

So, I was here on two occasions about a year ago and left unimpressed each time. Swore I wouldn’t return, but decided to make a pit stop to see if the third time would…

I went late on a Saturday night, wish I had gone to a different club while in Chicago.

Admiral theater, true to its namesake has the appearance to a small off-broadway theater. When you walk in,…

Never given a review before but visited NYC this weekend and used this site to get some details before heading in.

I wasn't looking for any "extras", I just had some cash on me and…

The place was a lot like how I remember from a year ago after paying $20 at the door there’s a coat check on your right (that I didn’t use so I don’t know the…

Returning to the strip club scene after a several months hiatus.

Cheerleaders is a more or less upscale club, one of the nicest in Philly and at this time probably the most popular. It’s located just…

I know this is a weird measure of a strip club, but Pink Pony has an excellent parking lot! It's spacious, flat, no potholes, feels relatively safe. You can self park instead of being forced…

Was in town for my semi annual houston work trip. My work trips are always mid week and I venture out after 10pm.

Centerfolds had previous reviews that this place can be hit or miss.…

After my last couple Thursday trips to Pandora’s exceeded expectations I made sure to schedule my departure flight out of town for Friday. This visit didn’t disappoint. I really like being able to…

This review actually covers two visits over a two week period. The club itself is very well appointed and is located in a good area with both residential and commercial buildings. My first…

I am not a local but work took me to this club 3-4 times but alas that time is over now. It is a great club - two storey with large screens and lot of…

This place is has it's place for sure in the vegas strip club community. It's always full of girls from my experience, as opposed to other vegas clubs which seem to be really only busy…

Went to Dreams on a Tuesday night when I was passing through El Paso. First thing you notice is the location. You’re kind of in an open dead spot along I-10 in an industrial area…

Hank’s is my sure thing place to get some cheap extras. The place is a dive bar with titties and BJs openly available. The ambiance is white trash fabulous and I love it.

It’s a…