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FeaturedOctober 2026

A Stripper’s Diary : Entry One

Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

Why Strip Clubs with a Little Dirt on the Floors Are Better Than Upscale Classy

Strip clubs occupy a peculiar place in the landscape of adult entertainment. On one end of the spectrum sit the polished, velvet-rope establishments with crystal chandeliers, bottle service, and dancers who treat the stage like a high-fashion runway. On the other end are the places with sticky floors, questionable carpet, a jukebox that still takes singles, and a general air…

by Rangerrick10fd

October 2026

The End of an Era?

I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough to notice that the business seems to be changing, and not necessarily for the better. I don’t think strip clubs are going to disappear overnight, but I do wonder whether the traditional club experience is slowly becoming a thing of the past. The world has changed, the customers have changed, and the…

by rajbellam

October 2026

The Real Reason Clubs Don’t Often Post Their Roster for the Night

There are two types of clubs out there: Ones that post who is working that night And ones that don’t. Talk to the average man in this hobby, all other things equal, they would probably say they prefer the former to the later. But sometimes we don’t fully understand what we truly want. The idea of knowing if your favorite girl is working or not…

by Bullmanboyya

October 2026

Dipshit moderators

My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…

by Zedd

October 2026

Bulk Fucking At Sharks FKK

So before starting I will say that I have given some thought to if I should make this a review, a discussion topic or an article. I decided upon an article since this not only gives an overview of my experience at FKK Sharks but also provides a lot of information others would find and probably gets more exposure.…

by slutfinder

September 2026

Test Drive: Bluechew Gold vs. Quad

Back in January, 2026, I published an article discussing my experiences and impressions from sampling (generic) Viagra after using (generic) Cialis for well over 10 years. To expand the knowledge base, a few months ago, I placed an order for Bluechew Gold. The Bluechew was being used in a comparison run against my current regime of a 20…

by Manuellabore

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Someguyontheinternet
Front Room

Detroit or Portland over the holidays?

If you had to choose between either city as a strip club destination over the December holidays which one would it be? I have never been to Detroit, or Michigan for that matter. My understanding is there are some clubs in…

913 hrs ago
Baristafan
Pandora's Adult Cabaret Seattle, WA

Bisexual Dancers

My sb wants to eat pussy and have her pussy licked in the club. Any Bisexual dancers that will do that. Monse and Mandy said no already.

313 hrs ago
CJKent_band
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

I like her shoes 👠 her stockings, her dress, her hair and her moves. :D

114 hrs ago
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PAWG_Patrol
Electric Blue Cafe Tolland, CT

Former Electric Blue strip club owner sentenced to 16 months in prison

https://www.instagram.com/p/Dec0jPvpPz8/

218 hrs ago
CJKent_band
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

I like her 19yo look and pictures and videos behavior. :D

11 day ago
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Flavenator
Desire Providence, RI

Dancer Identification

I went to Desire this past Saturday during the day. There were several dancers there that I would consider hot, contrary to some recent reviews for this establishment. That being said, there was one dancer I was unable…

11 day ago
Meshuggah
Front Room

I don't think the newest dancer is a dancer

Open to almost anything What are you dearest desires baby What do u like? I can help you with ANYTHING you desire ♥️ PM ME Whateveruwant VIP Best yet! ;) Sexina So got me thinking get rid of the NON dancers who are "DANCERS"

01 day ago
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Front Room

Colleges with hot women

The way too long thread about Cornell got me wondering if there were any girls at Cornell that my college self would even want to fuck. Maybe there’s some cute Asians, but generally speaking, Ivy League schools are not…

151 day ago
ilbbaicnl
Front Room

Did founder found a chain of nursing homes?

https://www.youjizz.com/videos/old-grandpa-fucked-that-busty-young-nurse-raw-on-hospital-bed-while-she-moaned-loud-%28-ai-%29-125470891.html I guess he's gotten used to us geezers as a customer base. Since we swamped his website, and made him have a Politics forum.

01 day ago
Badabing Crosby
Taboo Linden, NJ

Chi chi

I called the hotline and heard chi chi listed as one of the dancers. Is this the hot Puerto Rican dancer with perfect tits who danced here and hitching post a few years back? If so, I’d love to see…

02 days ago