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review
published 2 mins ago
GABC is a good time
reviewed by
Wander

8.7

I was in Phoenix for work, I had been here once before and wanted to go back. It's easy to find (thanks google) with a well lit parking lot in the front that felt safe.…

review
published 18 mins ago
Two stages, solid lineup, ok dances
reviewed by
lowangles

6.7

Arrived here on a Friday evening. The bouncer greeted me and opened the door, super professional and friendly. Paid the cover, I think it was 22. The staff was great as usual. You can order…

review
published 21 mins ago
Pretty good if you have nothing to do in the area
reviewed by
Tigertest123

8.3

The DJ was good Music and lights were all synced which made the girls' pole dances even better. Dj will call you out if you do not tip the girls who are dancing. The lap…

review
published 28 mins ago
Visiting all the old stomping grounds
reviewed by
Sephiroth

5.3

Stopped by with my final 2 beers after a trip to 35 down the road. Used to come all the time but the girl I knew and had an arrangement is long gone so stopped…

review
published 31 mins ago
What was I missing?
reviewed by
Whiskers13!

4.0

First of all, this place is hard to see from the road as it is somewhat behind a small used car lot. I believe parking was 10 bucks and then cover another $15, if…

discussion
started 31 mins ago
Front Room
Ranch ot Blue Cheese with your Wings
posted by
Baristafan

Ranch or Blue Cheese with your Wings?

discussion
started 34 mins ago
Front Room
Why do Strippers always say Mexicans are cheap?
posted by
Baristafan

Not my words. Don't shoot the messenger.

Just looking for an answer.

review
published 1 hr ago
I don't think she was Argentinian but she still taught me how to tango
reviewed by
lurkingdog

7.0

So thanks to @Ilovehotblondewhiteamericanchicks, @shailynn, @Baristafan, @cakecoma, @Rod84, @Fieldgoal1, and @PepsiMan who replied to my discussion and/or my DMs regarding my planned trip to the DTW area. After some consideration, I decided to make…

review
published 1 hr ago
Yet another CC mesera experience…
reviewed by
PAFBABS

8.0

It seems like Friday’s are definitely the best day to visit Zona clubs. I checked out all three main clubs ( HK, CC & BT ), and they were all busy than their usual weekday’s…

review
published 1 hr ago
Pretty faces but too many fake boobs
reviewed by
blahblahblahs

5.7

Some basics that aren't always covered in reviews of this place. It is two clubs in one: a topless club that is open from lunch until last call (somewhere between 1:30 and 2) and…

discussion
started 1 hr ago
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So a stripper has a smelly pussy. Do you hit it or kick her out?
posted by
Baristafan

I usually just go for it because by the time I find out she is gripping my ears.

discussion
started 2 hrs ago
Emma

Emma is a tall slender hottie from Cuba. She works the night shift almost every weekday. Her English is fine but she prefers to speak in Spanish being from Cuba. Her rooms are very good…

discussion
started 2 hrs ago
Sassy

Sassy is a milf that works at Desire. She is strictly day shift and you can catch her posting on the club ig the days she works. If you roll in on a weekday, odds…

review
published 2 hrs ago
Decent in a pinch
reviewed by
Kemp10

6.0

I visited on a weekday evening around 9:00, as I was staying in a hotel on the same block. Entry was $20, coat check was free. I had a couple of beers at $15 (I…

discussion
started 3 hrs ago
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Daytime mongering(Michigan)
posted by
Mr Monger

I’m a pretty seasoned monger in the D but I’ve mostly only go after dark. Now of course there’s more thick big booty bbl girls at night but how is it at daytime? Is…

review
published 4 hrs ago
Turn up the booth lights!
reviewed by
Kemp10

7.7

I visited on a weekday night around 9:30, despite previous reports that it doesn't get going before midnight. I took the 7 Metro line, got off at Court Sq station and walked. Felt safe doing…

review
published 4 hrs ago
Fun but expensive
reviewed by
fdt2000

5.3

Been working in Southern California and stopped by as I was driving through. I went in not knowing anything about the club or what to expect but decided to roll the dice. Not the all…

review
published 4 hrs ago
OZ Tampa Bay not worth the stay. Daytime
reviewed by
Tylerrrrr

6.0

Was in the area for work and decided to stop by before my flight out. Had some time to kill. After reading many of the community reviews of clubs in the area, decided to check…

review
published 4 hrs ago
New Midtown favorite?
reviewed by
Kemp10

7.3

I closed this sample tour of NYC strip clubs by visiting Rick’s for the first time around 8:30 on a Friday. The street outside is always busy so you need to not be shy about…

review
published 4 hrs ago
Dependable fun
reviewed by
Kemp10

7.0

Back at this club after a short side-quest at Vivid a couple of days before.

Visited on a weekday around 22:00. As usual, $20 cover, $12 beers and $20 dances, club room and bar room…

review
published 4 hrs ago
Changes coming but more needed
reviewed by
mallorean

5.7

It had been many months since I last visited Keepers. It's conveniently located off I-95 so an easy stop when driving through the Northeast. As mentioned, the place is under complete construction/renovation - the stage…

review
published 5 hrs ago
Worthwhile Wednesday Afternoon
reviewed by
Jay602az

7.0

Stopped by on Wednesday at 12:30pm. I have come to this club in the past at opening and I can say it is 100% worth to give it at least an hour for all the…

review
published 5 hrs ago
Tatianna
reviewed by
1965jackstraw

7.0

Required : 10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for 4…

review
published 6 hrs ago
Pink Pony - the sequal
reviewed by
mgkreb11

7.0

OK, maybe I was a little hasty in my last review of Pink Pony. Arrived around 1:30 on a Sunday, $3 self park, no cover, light pat down. This is a LARGE club, with two…

review
published 6 hrs ago
Thursday Afternoon Cheerleaders
reviewed by
Finblock333

6.0

Found myself in Philly recently on a Thursday with a free afternoon. Decided I would take a ride over to Cheerleaders. Parking easy as always in the lot right off of 95 on…

discussion
started 7 hrs ago
Front Room
Mongering in Dubai
posted by
Puddy Tat

I'm headed to Dubai in a few weeks and wondering if it's worth a night or two of mongering or picking up ladies. There's only one recent review (tuscl.net) and it says the place sucks,…

review
published 7 hrs ago
Why is it always Georgia?
reviewed by
Baldinboston

6.7

The basics, tho they’ve been covered here a million times.

Big parking lot, next to a weed shop and a car wash. Plenty of parking.

Up a flight of external stairs, double doors. Into a small hallway,…

discussion
started 7 hrs ago
Front Room
founder...return of other past site features?
posted by
Jascoi

It'd be nice to have some features return that we used to enjoy on this site. One would be our comments that we made on other posts.
Also be nice to have our photos return.…

discussion
started 11 hrs ago
Front Room
Sorry
posted by
ilbbaicnl

I have to post this here anonymously, cause too many people I know would take it personally: youtube.com

discussion
started 11 hrs ago
Front Room
Strip clubs close to St Pete Beach?
posted by
Takedacannoli

First time visiting Tampa Bay area. What's the best club(s) around St Pete Beach / Treasure Island for some extra fun at a reasonable price?

Im seeing Crazy Girls Pinellas, The Whiskey, and Mermaids nearby. Any…

discussion
started 11 hrs ago
Front Room
Buy me some boobs
posted by
Iknowbetter

“If you pay for my boobs, you can play with them any time you want”. Anyone ever gotten this offer? Anyone ever taken it?

A dancer told me this recently, and she was…

review
published 11 hrs ago
Got there too early, not the clubs fault, but plan accordingly
reviewed by
siddog

5.7

Well I think this may be my first review with a morning arrival time. Had an early afternoon flight out of Ft Lauderdale but wanted to squeeze in a club visit. This would be the…

discussion
started 11 hrs ago
Political Discourse
Trump has accomplished much already - updated July 2025
posted by
rickdugan

I can't believe that it's only been 6 months since Trump took office. The scope of what he has already accomplished is hard to imagine. Highlights include, but are not limited to, the following:
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He has…

discussion
started 11 hrs ago
Political Discourse
Chuck Norris Jokes
posted by
ilbbaicnl

Trump doesn't think they are funny. He thinks they are reasons he should replace Pete Hegseth with Chuck Norris.

review
published 12 hrs ago
Sunday Funday at BTs
reviewed by
Crazy-Eye

8.0

Originally from Michigan and always enjoy visiting the Detroit area clubs whenever I have a chance to get back. Was in town for a quick weekend trip. I stopped by BTs on…

review
published 13 hrs ago
it was a okay
reviewed by
TrentGLauren

5.0

The place itself was clean enough, though it lacked any real atmosphere. Think more “dim waiting room with poles” than anything sleek or immersive. Lighting was minimal—just enough red glow to make things feel like…

review
published 14 hrs ago
The Price Is Right!
reviewed by
letmebe45676

7.3

I came here because the word is dances are 5 bucks. I cannot believe that. I live in NYC, that's unheard of out here. Anyway, I got inside and there was a bar upstairs, I…

review
published 14 hrs ago
Still the better place to go in COI in my opinion
reviewed by
BB88

7.3

I’ve continued to try out other clubs in the COI area but I keep coming back to Synn. It doesn’t always have a good line up and I’m usually able to find at least…

review
published 15 hrs ago
Friday night in July after midnight
reviewed by
nelly76

8.3

LOCATION:

  • GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301
    Club is right off the highway, hidden behind a gas station and pot dispensary, and in a strip mall, so it’s…
review
published 22 hrs ago
Oh "K" - That was certainly a first for me
reviewed by
lurkingdog

7.0

Was driving through Akron and thought I would stop in after having read from other members that the club had some renovations. The bar is now HUGE and takes up a lot of space…