the ultimate strip club list

I’ve been to Torpedo’s before, but always after 8pm. This time I went on a Friday around 5pm. The place is on the Main Street in Bound Brook and parking was easy…

After my first visit nine years ago, I finally made it back to Desire. Glad I did.

I visited on a Friday afternoon from 1:30-3:30. Parked on the street (for free) before I saw…

My latest review on the bar: This place is my most convenient club. It is close to places I would normally go and the hours suit me. They open at noon and close…

I had been through a few months back and ended up coming back through a couple more times.

Layout:
There is nothing residential around and the entrance is perpendicular to the road and set back quite…

I recently did a first-time visit to Pleasant Moments, and in my recent review I described my love of dives. I’m traveling through the Northeast, and Bishop’s Corner was another dive I wanted to…

Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…

Went to Silk on multiple occasions but Wednesday afternoons were my favorite. Wednesday afternoons not too many people visit the club - a lot of retirees waiting with stacks of dollar bills and celebratory shots…

We don’t come for the drinks, the parking space or the architecture!
So I decided to post my list and observations about the one reason we do this.
THE GIRLS
D is days. N is nights. B is…

Tuesday about noon, I had just finished chowing down at a Bob Evans and, facing a 600-mile drive back to Minneapolis, I was bound and determined to just hit the road and go. Well, yeah,…

Place: Bare Elegance is on Imperial Hwy. There is a parking lot but it does charge at night. I visited at 2PM, and didn't have to pay. Once you're inside, you'll see an ATM on…

I officially hate this place. I would have gotten more joy out of just throwing my cash in a fire with the same results.

Walking in, $10 at the door. I got in around 130pm.…

After watching the first quarter of Patriots-Washington, I headed on over to the the club. Lots of parking, located between a weed store, couple of gas stations, and a family dollar. Walk into…

While in Atlanta for work I had to see what all the conversation was about. I'm not an Atlanta resident and I never visited the original Follies so I can't compare the two.
I got…

Went to the Trap in Doral again. Arrived around 6 PM on a Friday and it was very busy. I was surprised to not have to pay a parling fee as it was later in…

Cafe Atlantis Thursday, About 11 PM - 12:00 AM Friday
For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco and Midway Invader Review.

There is an outer corridor with guys at the long tables—might be managers…

Hello boys! It's 1 am and I just got back to the Wynn from Rhino. I called for a limo pick up and confirmed that entry is still free with their limo. I called about…

Kingston, OK. Saturday night. This club doesn't really get reviewed much. Area seems pretty fine. I guess this a place for Oklahomans to hang out on a lake. This strip club is over here,…

I was in town again for meetings, and decided to stop off at my new favorite place. Cheerleaders is a right off of the 95 and across from a Popeyes. Plenty of parking and near…

First time at a club in California. I was in the south bay area for work and I looked up reviews of the clubs that I would be willing to drive to. Nothing stood out…

I have previously reviewed BT, so I will not repeat the basics and will just focus on the new experiences.
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I arrived Wednesday night and immediately saw some really stunning girls. Unfortunately, the two I found…

Stopped by on a Friday around 6. Bar is on a steep hill with plenty of street parking on residential street. Walk in with pool table on left with bar running down right side and…

North Dartmouth, MA. Saturday night. I had just seen Rod Stewart at Great Woods and wanted to hit a strip club after. I originally planned hang at Boardroom but I went in there it was…

This club has been my go to club of late. Not just because I happen to be assigned work projects in the area, but because I've had very good dances at this club.
Anyways, I…

Stopped by cheerleaders on a Monday night during a work trip to Pittsburgh. There are two parking lots one that is more well lit. That’s the valet side in front of the club but the…

Got here early on Wednesday night. So early I got in before there was a cover charge. Drinks aren’t cheap. There was about 5 dancers when I first got there and only 1 even approached…

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down…

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…