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Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue Providence, RI 02909
Not So good holiday afternoon
I stopped by day of Halloween hoping for some tricks or treats..sorry couldn't resist. Walk through the metal detector and DJ/guard approves my entrance. Two bars one right in front of you with the very friendly bartender who always knows my drink choice. Another bar down to the right past the main stage and was not being…
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Chicas Cabaret
9924 North Fwy Houston, TX 77037
Monday night visit
I stopped by this club around 12:30 a.m. on a Monday night while I was in town for work. For a weeknight, the place was decently busy, with about 15 to 20 dancers working the floor. Cover and Pricing: The cover charge to get in was $25, and for an additional $35, you could get a wristband that gave access to the…
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Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
Group Event
Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s been a guy or a girl. This place is definitely comfortable for mixed groups. Acropolis is on a very busy road/highway. You…
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Diablas
900 E. Braker Ln Austin, Tx 78753
Devils playground on a random Mondy
For first time in a long time I chose a after kitty bar trip. I was working in North Austin and decided to hit this place up on my way back south. The place is right near IH35 in a shopping center with plenty of parking. It has a nail salon, liquor store, Mexican meet market and anther bar. I…
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Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903
Better parties at the office than here
(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) THIS IS THE WORST STRIP CLUB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!1! DESERTSCRUB WAS RIGHT!!!!1!1! The building is run down! The parking attendants are homeless people! I had to mortgage my house to get in the front door! The bouncers try to mug…
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Flashdancers Midtown
320 W 45th St New York, NY 10036
Midtown Monday Celebration
I stopped by FlashDancers about an hour ago, my second visit in roughly three months. Both times I got in using the free-entry flyers the guy hands out on the corner of 45th. Tonight they charged a $3 coat check, no big deal. Once inside, the waitress helped me find a seat and took my drink order. There were maybe 6–15…
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Pink Pony
1837 Corporate Blvd NE Atlanta, GA 30329
Worth the price of admission!
My first time in Atlanta for business, decided to hit strip club on first night, it just happened to be a Sunday night, so not many were open but based on Uber driver recommendation, I hit up Pink Pony. I got there at around 6:30pm. Parking lot was packed, but there was no cover since it was before 7pm.…
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Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada
Great trip this time around, except GPS is for real
This review comprises of a number of visits in the last couple months or so (I have been traveling all over the place for work so couldn't really settle down in one area long enough). Atlantis, imo, has the hottest girls in the GTA -- Locomotion is not really a close second (I'll write a review later). Of…
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The Foxy Gentlemen's Club
1823 O St Lincoln, NE 68508
A return after a long time to The Foxy
Stopped in Saturday night immediately after the football game. Cover I believe was $8. I gave a $20 and got a bunch of ones back. I hadn’t been there in a long long time (I went to UNL from 86-90 and this was here then). Last time I was here you could enter from O street.…
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Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805
Decent looking dancers who want you to have fun
I find Torpedoes to be like a relaxed, neighborhood bar, with decent-looking dancers that are eager to help you have fun. The dancers are mostly Latina, and while they are mainly in the 5-7 range, they come in all shapes and sizes, and the dances can often stretch beyond a simple grind (YMMV). The Club has a rectangular bar…