the ultimate strip club list

Title couldn’t say it all. I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed by someone other than oneself. Pragmatically speaking, quotations can also be used as language games (in…

Regardless of how you feel about AOC as a person or a politician, or if you have no feelings towards her one way or another (which is perfectly plausible) if you think she’s physically attractive,…

While in Geneva I discovered this FKK club within a block of my hotel, so I did what all TUSCLers would expect me to do. I checked it out. And I was disappointed. I seem to…

I popped into Richard's on a Tuesday afternoon around 3pm - my fourth visit. They publish their dancer's schedule on Instagram at the beginning of the week, so I knew the names of who would…

Thinking of trying my luck again here this weekend. What’s the most mileage you got at E11even and anything in VIP room level?

TP is... a concept. If you're looking for an all-night rager, this probably isn't it. However, if you need a casual, non-alcoholic spot to try and strike up a conversation, it might be worth a…

I had no idea what Devon even looked like. I’ve heard and read about her for years. On my way north I decided to stop in as usual. I called ahead to hear the schedule. There…

I stopped by The Candy Store at about 1:30pm. The place is right at a very busy intersection with nothing to obscure you as you get out of your car and into through the door.…

Silk is now my go to Strip club. Their security is tight. Armed guard outside and inside you need to show govt ID before the pat down. This place generally has Latin women work. The others…

Monday visit to PH is always interesting. Usually not a lot of girls on the lineup. Many leave around 4-5, with very few coming in to replace them, because they close at…

I left the Candy Store for an appointment that ended up being delayed, so I decided to check out nearby Crazy Girls. The place looks like a Florida-type club from the outside and there was…

After Sugar 44 and Bourbon St, I was ready to check out the legendary Hi-Liter. I got there at about 1:15 am (they close at 2a) and still had to pay the $10 cover to…

I had been to Bourbon once before on a Saturday night in January. The place had been hopping with a full crowd and girls dancing on all three stages. It was one of my fave…

So what's the best spot in Houston for extras? I checked out a place called paradise city, but did not have much luck there.

Hey everyone, very new to the scene. In Atlanta and want to explore! 1) any advice for the Atlanta scene in particular? Been to a few clubs in FL and TX but never here. 2)…

I was in the area and decided to check out this club. It is located in a strip mall. I got there about 6:30pm and there was plenty of parking. It was $5…

I was in Vegas for a conference and ended up entertaining three clients on Thursday night. After dinner, a little gambling, and a lot of drinks one of them hinted that it might be a…

$8 valet mandatory, prompt and courteous as usual. $20 cover by the pleasant enough woman at the desk, earning a magnanimous $1. Passed the bouncer indicating that I was headed upstairs, so no booth or…

This review will include info from my three recent visits over the past month. Last two visits were on Tuesday nights about 9-10 PM. Parking lot was not very busy but I went in anyway,…

Went to the LS twice on a work trip to Detroit. I have grown to really like it. It's sort of a middle ground between Bogart's (dirty in kind of a good way) and the…

I'll admit right up from that this write-up has some characteristics of a review, but since it doesn't dwell on any single establishment I'm offering it up as an article. Now, I've never thought or even heard of Geneva, Switzerland, as a mongering destination. I still don't think of it that way, but I've found that sexual pleasure can be…

Decided to make another visit last Friday night and it wasn’t as much fun as past visits. I arrived around 8pm and left a little after 10pm. Being that was a concert at the arena…

This odyssey begins on a Tuesday just before noon at the Perfect 10 in North Austin—what is happening there? No music until almost 1 PM?—and ends at Rick's just across the interstate. I had never…

Went on a recent Monday afternoon. $5 cover, $10 beer with tip. This bad ass dancwr came up and sat with me for about 15 minutes or so before she had to go on stage.…

This was very much what I've come to expect at Risque in Bristol. A few hot girls, a few girls I'd rather not have seen - and not much to make me want to come…

PLACE: I often visit Miami for business and have limited time for some good time at the clubs before my red eye flights back to Bay area. My goal was to strike up some good…

I visited the club Saturday in the evening. I reached at 6:30 so there was no cover charge. I think the details of the venue has been covered many time so I would not get…

So me (M22) and my ex-girlfriend (F23) broke up last month but me and my best friend have 4 tickets to the Antagonist Tour by Carti in December as we were gonna go with both…

Checked it out right after midnight on Saturday. $20 cover, bouncer and greeter were both chill and nice. They were very interested in what I was into and things like that. That got me a…

Hard to argue this is the default choice for ALL of South East OH, really even including all way up to Columbus area- just because lack of decent club choices, and therefore where most of…

I mean. This place wasn’t ever great. I’ve been a few times and it’s cheap and usually drop on at least a girl to chat with for a while and take for a…

Stopped by Friday around 8. It was karaoke night, apparently lesbian karaoke night. It wasn't that bad, some were good, but the crowd made it better. I say "that bad", but they would have the…

I've been frequenting this club pretty consistently over the past month and dropped in this Friday. It is very easy to find and despite usually coming pretty late into the night, I never have any…

Unless you are a local or already some kind of a devotee, you really have to make an effort to visit this place. It is not "on the way" to anywhere. It is oddly…

My second visit to Nikki's. Aren't there better places on a Saturday night when coming from Hamilton? Why yes there are. There's Solid Gold and Pure Gold, the Mississauga clubs, even Club Paradise and…