the ultimate strip club list

Went in to Synn a couple weeks ago on a Wednesday night around 9. Paid the cover charge, ordered my $9 water and sat down. I was immediately approached by a cute skinny Latina (or…

I decided to stop at carnival on a Wednesday evening about 6:00. There were only a few cars in the parking lot at that time. Parking is very plentiful and never a problem to find…

Been awhile since I visited PC. As usual, free parking. $20 entry - I think it varies depends on how much they think you'll pay. Dress decent, pay more. Bar is…

Unique vibe that’s essentially a sports bar with strippers.

Comfortable seating around the stages, and a great bar. It’s not overly fancy or divey - it’s clean enough, with neon lights and mirrors giving it that…

This is another of SJ's bikini cafes, and I think one of the best. It's usually quite busy. But smoking not allowed (which can be a problem in other places like that if you hate…

A group of friends and I had a Miami weekend planned and near the top of our list was a visit to Tootsies, we made it happen on prime Saturday night. We got in pretty…

I arrived just before midnight on a Wednesday night. Parking is free in the club's lot. Area seems safe, and is on a busy business strip. Cover was $10 (cash only). After paying cover, went…

Arrived around 3pm. No cover during the day. Walk past the merch and nighttime cover charging stand. You can make a left and go to some high top wall chairs with tvs that overlook the…

First time visit here and this is a dancers club for sure! The best pole and stage work I've seen in the US. Was very entertaining and sexy!

I visited for around an hour and…

Went on Labor Day - MONDAY.

Free parking, $5 cover and I am not sure if they enforce a minimum drink order.
As it was Labor day, business was slow, it seemed to me the B team…

First time here - drawn in by the early opening time, uncommon in the Chicago area.

Went in at lunch time, but didn’t eat. No cover, supposed to be 10 dollar dances on Wednesday, but…

First time to Chicas. Had read the reviews so sort of knew what to expect. Had been to Palomino before and decided to walk over with my buddies.

As soon as we got through the door…

Music was mildly underwhelming and could use better setup and configuration.
Lights and atmosphere was very bright for a club.
Girls attitudes are friendly and respect your space if you ask nicely.
Girls looks are mid but there…

The main thing I will emphasize is that security has been beefed up A LOT since the shooting last year. I paid the parking attendant and parked in the rear parking which is cheaper than…

Stopped at the BBD late on a Friday in August. I entered around 11pm and this place I think closes at 2am so had limited time since you don’t want to still be searching…

Arrived 7PM,on the free entry night. Show Facebook ad at door and enter for free!!…

Arrived at the club in the evening on a Thursday night during the Eagles home opener. There were about 15 girls working ( 2AAs, 3 Latinas, 10ish ww) Got a vodka tonic for $8. Most…

I came around 11:30pm, cover was $20. I was asked for tip as soon as I entered. As you walk in, there is a bar with a big TV on the right, big stage in…

I was staying in midtown for work and wouldn't you know it, this place is a stones throw from midtown, so figured I'd stop in. Doorman on the outside was nice enough to greet…

This was a Friday visit late afternoon into early evening. I try to time it out ti see the end of dayshift and the cattle call at the beginning of night shift, which they do…

I’ve been here quite a few times. I would say that 50% of the time the women are open and willing for extras. One of the times was without even asking or talking about a…

It has been a year since my last visit here and i know they had some issues but wanted to check in since i was in the area. I arrived around 9 PM.

Let me…

I stopped into FlashDancers Midtown recently, and honestly, the place is nothing like the old Broadway club.

The first thing that hits you is how small and dark it feels — kind of dingy, kind…

I arrived here at a little after one in the afternoon. The club is easy to find, neighborhood seems fine. At least in daytime. Parking lot has three cars. Should have been a signal. Walked…

Liv’s

There is no good reason to go to Liv’s, other than there is no other club in Liberal, or in that part of Kansas for that matter. Despite being advertised as “nude”, the only…

I found myself in Dallas for a work trip and had some time to kill before late night dinner plans and decided to check out the hype for this club. I entered at about…

Went to Cheetah at about 10:00 on a Thursday evening. I was in town for a few days and had not been to the club in maybe 8 or 10 years. There were…

Made a road trip on a weekend in July from Long Island to Lake George and figured why not stop at some strip clubs that i have never tried.
First though i wanted to…

It’s been a while, haven’t been to an LA strip club in well over a year but decided to drop by here on a late Friday afternoon/early evening and had a free pass that I…

Afternoon visit on a Fri and Sat consecutive. I did not plan to go both days, but i will explain. Club is in a safe area, there is valet but not mandatory. I think it…

I visited Rick’s on a Wednesday night around 9:30, just after dinner. No cover, and the place looked about like I remembered. Clean, stylish, and still trying to be upscale and sexy. Not a dive,…

I went here on a recent Wednesday night around 10pm, and as usual, had a really good experience. I have been here about 5-7 times over the years. The parking lot is well lit unless…

Love this place, especially after a night at the casino where I won money. Was up $1000 at the casino, so decided to come here for some of my favorite dancers, but none of them…

Stopped in for the first in a while after landing on time at PHL (I know, wow),

Same place. In an industrial zone next to a plaza. Parking in front and in the plaza. I always…

I finally understand what the fuss is all about. Finding myself once again in the neighborhood and based upon my semi-successful trip the other day, I decided to give The Geriatric Handy Factory another go.…