the ultimate strip club list

I've reviewed Mavericks before but I had never been there during the day. This place opens at noon on Fridays which is cool, and the only place anywhere near here open during the day. I came…

Going to a nude strip club early evening is always hit or miss. It helps to have a prearranged meeting, as I did on this evening. The stage is often not used early…

Stopped by around 3pm a a sunny Thursday afternoon. Maybe 10-15 customers and about 6 dancers. Pretty chill bar that’s pretty large and comfortable. This place has a lot of regulars and a lot of…

This is now my go-to in Fort Worth, it has replaced Rick’s as my first choice. One large stage with two poles/dancers. Two to three smaller satellite stages. Above average cleanliness [for a strip club].…

Was back in town visiting Tampa. The last time I was here two years ago, I think it was called Scarlett's Ybor Strip (or perhaps just Ybor Strip). When I paid my $15…

The last month I have visited Desire a handful of different days Wednesday - Sunday. Thursday and Friday day have been the best shifts I somewhat frequent, so would recommend those if you are new…

I visited there on Friday and Saturday during my camping trip around there. Decent parking space and no cover fees. The club is of decent size and plenty of sitting but you will find most…

Where am I? Tijuana or Pattaya? Keep reading to find out. First let's find the club, probably the nearest club to downtown Phoenix. Located at the Southwest corner of 7th St & Virginia Ave, just…

On my recent Tuesday visits to Mickey’s, I’ve noted that there has been a 2nd employee to facilitate the somewhat new VIP offering. Despite the VIP being open on my recent visits, there has not…

I found myself in town unfortunately visiting family at the Hopkins' Bayview hospital. In need of a distraction I decided to check out the Baltimore scene. It's been over a decade and a…

I had the opportunity to visit this club for a second time this year. My previous visit I had a dance from a lovely Cuban and had hoped to see her again. I arrive early…

First time visitor to Cadillac lounge, gave it a shot to expand my horizons. I’m usually a Foxy or Desire guy but Desire has been going downhill with price inflation. Easy to find club, stage…

Showed up around 12:45 and the dancers were just getting there. There were a lot of latinas from DR, and Colombia. The girls mostly spoke Spanish but were very friendly. Most of them were on…

I'm happy to post the first review for Felina Geneve. This club is a legal brothel in Geneva, Switzerland, a place I have never heard mentioned as a destination for TUSCL members. Based on my…

Cheerleaders offers a perk to their patrons of a two hour open bar party in the month of their birthdays for themselves and 9 friends. Wednesday night was the October party. I was lucky enough…

Tail of three visits. First, Monday afternoon. Stopped to see the infamous Nicole and Cassie. Hit by 3 girls as soon as I sat down, even before the waitress could get to me. Pretty good…

Hey guys redoing as I did not pass inspection last time. I will try to be more detailed this time. So to describe the place I would say the outside looks a little run down. It’s…

Is there a correlation between how much a dancer drinks and how much fun she is? For me, the teetotalers are always all about business and the heavy drinkers are more girlfriend style and frisky…

Thursday Night at the Jaguars. Arrived at about 1am luckily they close at 3am. Topless Club. Layout has been discussed by others as well as my other review. It is a large party club you will see…

Had a rare Saturday free and some time to kill, so I decided to check out Hank's. To those who haven't been there, Hank's is a low end club, but you can occasionally run into…

A little early, so it was quiet, but I knew enough from 20 minutes at the bar and one dance that it wasn't the place for me. Cajun Club seems to have given up on its…

Woody's interior is just okay, it's pretty dated at this point and probably could be cleaner. But being on the smaller side it's got a solid setup with the stage in the middle and…

I went there about a year ago. I had a fun but not best ever night, it seems more like a place you go to party with strippers, then if your looking for intimate lap…

I’ve been twice this month. My new routine is to stop by, shoot the shit with Patty and give it an hour to see who comes in. Fantasies seems less strict about what time girls…

Out of towner visiting for a 2nd time. I remember the vibe being pretty laid back and low hustle compared to what I'm used to which sounded perfect after a long day at work. Walked…

It was gorgeous sunny day in SoCal, and I get messaged by the mesera, “ Te extraño cariño “/I miss you, darling. So who am I to say no to this pretty lady’s request, considering…

The club is pretty easy access right off Mannheim near Lake street. There are a couple of SC within a couple blocks of each other. Sometimes Gold club is the best, a few…

Having visited a number of SCs in Canada and the USA, I was intrigued what England had to offer and how these clubs could stay in business with the knowledge that everything was strictly air…

I've done many reviews of this club and so I'm going to skip all the club layout, dancer board, drink prices, etc. My visit frequency is about once a quarter, always on a Friday or…

Stopped by briefly on a Friday evening while driving home from a business trip in the DMV. Honestly it was fine, my only real complaint is there weren't that many girls working for…

This is my first time at this establishment. I was at a conference, and had some down time in the middle of the day. This location opens at noon, and is in reasonable…

Decided to check out this place to see what all the hype was about. Flight got in around 2pm. Austin, we need to talk about this airport. It’s a problem. But more on that another…

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