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This review can stand for either Saturday night between 8 and 10 and also Sunday night from 2-4, as I had almost identical experiences both nights.

The club is in a fairly seedy part of LA,…

Midway Invader Wed early night 8/13/2025 7:15 PM to 8:30 PM

Midway Invader has a layout similar to the other three sister clubs. The booths I sit at are in front of the bar…

In the wee hours of the morning, somewhere on my 600-mile drive from Indianapolis to Minneapolis, some stupid, stupid part of my brain urged me to check out as many clubs along the way as…

New Locomotion 8/12/2025 Late Night

Porter, which now has direct flights from Phoenix, got me to Toronto about 8 PM. Escaping the 115°F heat in Phoenix, it was only in the 80s in Toronto, but it…

So, It was Friday and the Carolina Panthers held their first pre-season game against the Browns. As you probably could guess, it was not much of a game. I went to see the first…

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Reached there by Uber on a Sun night, it was only around 15min drive from UT Austin. Went in and I didn't think the security even looked at my ID, paid the front desk girl…

Swung by Diablas Thursday night. Twenty at the door, parking was a breeze. Inside’s nothing fancy — layout’s awkward, chairs are crap — but that didn’t matter once I spotted her. Mid-20s, Latina, long black…

I decided to visit Paria De Noche in Ensenada while visiting on a cruise. Based on past reviews, I wasn't expecting much.

The club is located on a side street about a half block from the…

Okay let’s go ! Wanted to keep the ball rolling and hit one of my comfort clubs. Arrived around 6pm in the afternoon. Multiple patrons along with girls. Saw first shift change so many coming…

First time in MSP, decided to check some SCs, did my research and went here.

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I arrived here by Uber around 10 pm as I didn't rent a car this time. It was around 20mins from…

Back in my hail grounds and was urging to dig into something hot. Haven’t been to the pantheon in a minute and needed to show love to the Ebony hos. As a mainly daytime monger…

BT is becoming more and more like it was before the remodel. A bit schizophrenic & bipolar, and a lot hit or miss.

On the miss side, dancer quality on average is noticeably…

A friend and I were in Lansing on business a few weeks ago. The bartender at our hotel recommended going to Omar’s for a night cap. I thought she was kidding but she insisted that…

Stop #2 on my Minneapolis strip club tour before I head back home and compile my deeply scientific findings for the good of humanity. Tuesday afternoon I rolled into Downtown Cabaret. No cover charge. My…

Boardroom Cabaret which i remember from its Foxy Lady days has become much more Providence than Boston... if you know what i am hinting at. I still have a Foxy Lady brockton christmass 2011 t…

After a work dinner in downtown LA on a Monday night I was in the mood for some fun but didn't feel like driving out to COI. I have seen other reviews of this place…

Was $10 cover on a friday night. Got there probably around 1030 and not a huge crowd probably 75% of the bar seats full. Walk in there is like a some what square shaped bar…

This is going to be a short review for a short visit. I had a late night flight to LA from the east coast and was looking for some quick fun on the way to…

You know, this time of year can really be hit or miss at Phoenix clubs. The girls though are seemingly quite hungry for the cash!

First the details. This club is located near downtown, but it…

So. First with the explanation to those around the country. In Seattle, extras are the norm. Veteran dancers provide them. Management looks the other way. So please do not get upset that I give details.…

I used to go to MC all the time, when I lived in the Carolinas. Then I moved away to Miami, and so not been there for past few months. So was very happy to…

Haven't been to a club in a while, and have always wanted to check out this place. I will say it was a pretty good experience. There is a ton of free parking…

Arrived Sunday afternoon around 6.30pm. Heard the reputation about the place and decided to stop by. It seems like someone is moving or it is the food truck kind of blocked the entrance.

The guard…

Happend to be in the area, so I wondered in Friday afternoon for a beer. Parking lot across the street was free during the day but $10 in the evening. Club has a very…

Stopped by this past winter and the place was closed, so thought I’d try it again. There were about five cars in the front parking lot, but I went around behind the fence where there…

Been a while since I been to this club, I want to say close to 10 years since my last visit. Came on a Sunday night around 7pm right where the nightshift started. Plenty of…

I stopped in 19th on a Thursday afternoon, since I was in the neighborhood. The club is in a residential area, near a golf course...thus the name. It has a stage inside of the bar…

I've been a regular at criket for longer than i care to remember, but this was one of my best encounters since Linzee moved on to porn. This is a great club for a regular,…

Pandoras is my staple to relax and enjoy some nice company. It used to be dark and laid back. Now, with the bar, it’s a little bright which isn’t great for me. I…

On recent Sunday night I stopped by Sparky’s and was surprised to see how full the parking lot was. I paid about $5 for cover $4 for a beer. After 30 second I…

Apologies ahead for droning on with not a great deal of details

Arrived on Friday at 7:30, apparently the Valet and entry fee start at 8:00. The door guy is not rude but not very welcoming,…