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Just Enuff Lounge
149 Boro Line Rd King of Prussia, PA 19406
Sub par
This was my first time stopping here, and likely my last. The reviews didn’t seem spectacular but I was in the area and it was only like a 10 min detour. Kind of an odd location, secluded near some office and warehouse looking buildings. The club itself kind of seemed like it used to be a house. Parking was limited…
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American Bush
2630 S 300 W South Salt Lake, UT 84115
It's Utah but a good overall experience.
I found myself back in Salt Lake on business and though I know its not the best locale for clubbing, I had a few hours to kill and made my way back to the American Bush where I had gone the last time I was in SLC. Its located on a main street with car dealerships and warehouses. I have…
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Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
I tried out a young Dominican named Mary one Friday evening. She's a curvy Latina from the Dominican. She appears to be one of three relatively new Dominican dancers. One of the others is petite, light-skinned, and has what appear to be man-made curves, but very nicely done; the other is dark-skinned, who also stopped by my…
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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029
A local staple that you should visit atleast once
When you walk up bypass the stripper out front smoking and go in through the apparently optional metal detector (if your a regular it appears you bypass it) pay the 20 bucks cover and your in. The music was loud and hard to have a conversation with the girls but that’s ok. The lights were down low but the accent…
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Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016
Devon Revisited
3500+ reviews, so we all know the layout. Besides, I’m getting tired of finding new ways to describe how shockingly pink the building is. It’s BYOB, and the $10 door fee gets you one or two bottles of water. I have yet to get a bottle where the seal is intact, so buyer beware. I did try a soda once,…
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The Mouse's Ear
1408 E Main St Johnson City, TN 37601
Only option in Johnson City. Made for a fun hour
I prefer nude clubs and do not mind no alcohol. You can get alcohol many places. Naked girls is a bit more limited and that makes clubs like this fine with me. I arrived and no girls were on stage. Only 3 girls were working in the club at 10 pm. Entry fee $21. Unusually slow according to…
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Legs Cabaret
8307 Gulf Fwy Houston, TX 77017
You could probably have a better time at the dairy queen
Dropped in on a Wednesday night, this place shares a parking lot with a dairy queen which different haha. Walking in cover is $15, to the right is the bar and restroom on the far right corner. Stage is to the left, some pretty comfortable chair in the middle and VIP along the back wall. VIP is all open with…
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The Go-Go Rama
Hwy 35 & Laurence Pkwy Laurence Harbor, NJ 08879
Not a bad 4th visit
I stopped by on a Friday night and arrived before 10. The parking lot had a good amount of cars but I didn't have any issues finding a spot. I paid the usual $20 cover fee and made my way inside. They layout hasn't changed so no need to describe it again. There were a good amount of patrons and seating…
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JR's Cabaret
1625 E 233rd St The Bronx, NY 10466
I Didn’t See Nothing Special
I visited JR’s Cabaret on a Wednesday evening around 8 p.m. and stayed until about 11. The club is in an industrial almost secluded area of the Bronx. What caught my eye is that it’s a fully nude club. The club was nearly empty — no crowd, just Rap music playing through the speakers and red light glinting off the…
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Silvers Lounge
3983 Seminole St Windsor, ON N8Y 4T2
They call it silver, I call it Gold
This review is an aggregated of my multiple visit to this club. So lets begin. First thing first, there is no cover charge, no charge to enter VIP, a pool table and drinks are cheap. Crowed at this club is very minimal compare the other clubs. Very limited parking space. Stage is one side, on the other side is the…