the ultimate strip club list

This club is at the far end of the Passyunk Ave bridge, right underneath a jumbo billboard for personal injury lawyers. Would you really hire lawyers because they advertised over a titty bar? It shares a parking lot shared with an adult store, a pool hall, and a swingers club. The adult store sometimes has booth…

Inglewood, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems ok right by LAX and this club is right under a freeway. I didn't want to pay for parking so I parked on the street behind this club. Walk on up through the car wash and up to the club. Heavyset guy comes up greets me. Walk on in. The guy wasn't…

I was in LA for work over a weekend so Uber’d over to 4 Play from Santa Monica. Getting In: Friendly staff. $40 cover which feels standard especially for SoCal Atmosphere: I made the mistake of going too early. Got there around 9pm and the place was dead. Maybe 3-5 patrons around the lounge area. I sat at the stage and was pretty…

I had seen the poster that it was Halloween "Dress up Day" at Bogarts. Figured it was a good reason to stop in & view the scenery! The no valet lot was about 3/4 full. $5 to enter. Got a ticket for the waitress. $8 beer + tip. Girls in "dress up" costumes should be the makings for an entertaining afternoon! Three…

Visited this club again a couple of weeks ago, got there around 4pm and parked across the street at the church. Did not pay anything I guess the park attendant was not there yet. The area still looks ok, can be a little scary if you knew to this place. Walked to the club and paid the regular $20, now…

After not having any luck at two other places, I ended up at SC around 6:45. I was expecting to pay cover since it was so close to seven, but there was no one at the door so I just walked in. At seven, you start paying cover. If you want a booth, you generally have to pay around $20,…

I stopped by around 11:30PM on a Tuesday. Location: In a nice part of downtown dc. Plenty of street parking when I arrived but don’t know if it would be as abundant earlier in the evening. Layout: Security guy out front checks you ID and sends you inside. You go up one flight of stairs and pay the cover at a reception…

The club is clean and upscale looking. The lighting is super bright. Not my cup of tea, usually. There are 3 floors. 1st floor is pretty boring with a small rotation of dancers on 2 stages. 2nd floor is similar but with a taller ceiling and more patrons. 3rd floor is private rooms only. Drinks are on the pricier side:…

A mid October Thursday night in NSB at Bottoms Up (BU). This wound up being my first and only stop of the night. There was a large city wide event going on in nearby Daytona Beach (DB). My original plan was to move on to the clubs in DB after BU to try and determine whether any of those…

I've been gone for a while but had to quickly head to St. Petersburg. I had 90 minutes between meetings around lunch, so I headed to Atlantis. Good to see nothing has really changed. No cover charge, very dark inside. Several rows with tables and seating. Single stage for dancers with one at a time on stage showing her wares.…