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Stopped in on a Wed night. This is the first time I have been to this club. I had read several reviews that sounded interesting so I figured I would give it a try. Off…

Stepping out of the bright afternoon sun and into the dim light of Hip Hugger is a jolt to the senses, it always takes a few for my eyes to adjust when I walk in.…

Preface this by saying Kittens was randomly closed on this particular Wednesday so that was annoying but all well. Luckily Tens is right down the road.

Club is very large, parking lot is now finished on…

Oh, another day at Ricks, getting slightly better.

Not going to go into great detail about the description of the club, nothing has changed drastically in the format except they don’t really seem to have a…

So let me start by saying Onyx has a special place in my heart. When I was first considering moving to ATL in ‘09 I came down for a long weekend to visit some friends…

New Locomotion Sunday night, just before midnight to maybe 1 AM

I wanted to revisit New Loco before leaving, and thinking a Sunday night late might be slow, I wanted to see how the pickings were.…

Got there around 3pm, no cover(I believe this is before 5 or 6pm). Was able to find parking on street which is always a plus. There were about 6 girls, but only 2…

So I was visiting for the Fringe festival which they have every August and decided to review the local strip clubs. I first went to Western Bar which I reviewed separately, and then crossed…

If you want to feel like you’re at the Playboy Mansion while remaining in Dallas, come here. Very high end club.

Parking lot is massive, with valet guys. You should feel safe as you enter the…

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out.

Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

Went out with the boys after a night of clubbing and landed here after midnight. I think I went to this club before when it was a different name as well since I remembered…

This is located in a semi red light district with the only other two strip clubs in the city literally across the street. There are also some adult book stores and other adult themed places…

Visited Vivide during the week on a work trip. Arrived in the early evening and parked on the dirt parking area. While technically I don’t think you are required to pay for parking, I gave…

Got there around 10 on a Saturday night. Ample parking lot and decently well lit as always. Paid the $15 cover to the guy sitting on a stool directly on the right of the door…

Weird vibe. Was visiting Cincy for work. Went to Hard Rock and Hollywood casinos back to back days.
Place is located in Lawrenceburg, 30min from Cincy. Across from a gas station. Parking right outside and…

Went to PPP on a thursday to watch the baseball game and see some naked women. As it's been described, it's a small, single story building on Columbus Blvd in South Philly, near Show N…

I decided to take a swing by Club Pink. I used to go to this club every now and then, but it had been about a year since I have been there. Parking…

Date of Visit: 07/14/25
Day of Visit: Monday
Time of Visit: about 4pm

Method of transportation: Rideshare

Cover Charge: $5

Price of bottle: $120
Price of Beer: unknown
Price of Water: $6

Price of a…

Was in Denver on business and had previously been to Ladies en Confidente years ago so decided to try Dream Girls to see if it was a better experience. Arrived at the industrial park location…

Came to this place after The Crazy Horse. Parked on the side street in front of the club.

Forgot the cover maybe 20-30$

Talked to the security for a bit and then the DJ came…

The thesis remains unchanged.

The more liberal and fucked up the city, the stricter the rules are at strip clubs.

Parked on the side street next to like 10 homeless people. As soon as I stepped outside…

I stopped by on a Thursday night, parked in lot, usually lot is full but got there early (7:30pm). The place only had about 10 customers and I saw only about 7-9 girls since it…

Review will sum up multiple visits including day and night shift.

I religiously checked the onegc.app site to see what baddies were working. This is the best app/website ever made cause I was planning on…

Went here with a couple buddies to send off a friend who was moving away.

Cover was $20 at the door. Not sure about coat check since we weren’t carrying anything. Bouncers seemed friendly…

I went to the Go-Go Club at 19:00 on a Saturday night. The building was a Pizza Hut a long time ago, as seen by the shape of the roof and the shape of the…

Passing by Vernon late night and figured the wife would be asleep, so I stopped in at Lucky's. I have not been in since they remodeled and changed ownership. The building was the…

I reviewed BT's a few months ago so I'll spare the details concerning the neighborhood, parking/valet, cover, club layout, etc. All the other reviews are accurate on these details. Its a safe area…

Went to Silk around 1pm on Friday afternoon. Nice big adjacent parking lot. Was one of the bartenders birthdays so festive and everyone in good spirits. Walk in quick id check chill security. Long rectangular…