It began, as all true American horror stories do, with a text that came in during the witching hour: “She took the dog.” That was it. No punctuation. No context. Just those four words, carved into my phone like a ransom note from Hell. My old friend Danny—journalist, bourbon enthusiast, and optimist by mental defect—had finally joined the ranks of the…

I'll admit right up from that this write-up has some characteristics of a review, but since it doesn't dwell on any single establishment I'm offering it up as an article. Now, I've never thought or even heard of Geneva, Switzerland, as a mongering destination. I still don't think of it that way, but I've found that sexual pleasure can be…

When people talk about global adult entertainment hubs, they often highlight famous destinations like Tijuana, Colombia, Brazil, Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic, Germany, the Netherlands, Thailand, or the Philippines. These places are well-known for their relaxed approach to adult entertainment and their established sex work scenes. However, there’s a lesser-known destination that often flies under the radar: **Toronto, Canada**. For…

I'm sure I'm the only one this has ever happened to. I went to a strip club, had my eye on a stripper, and another stripper walked up to me and asked me if I'd like a lapdance. And while we're playing things-that-didn't-happen-for-$200, maybe she told me in a seductive voice what a lapdance with her would be like,…

I've read so many reviews where PLs go, "Man, I spent an hour in the club, but none of the hot girls ever asked me for a dance, only the ugly ones." I'm flabbergasted by that. It's really not a complicated problem to solve. Honestly, this can be just one sentence: *Tell the hot chicks* you want a dance from…