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The Consumer Reports of Strip Clubs.

Centerfolds
Worcester
So I walk in evening time on a Friday and right away It’s very dark. To the point where I couldn’t even see the faces of the dancers. I kept getting grabbed by huge booty…
Front Room
I’m new to visiting SCs, but I’d prefer to try places where FS is possible. I’d rather not have to waste thousands at each club in the area to try to find the answer (minimize trial and error). I saw…
Recently published a review based on my visit to a couple Kansas City, MO SCs. Not a great SC scene, but the two no-alcohol clubs introduced me to THC beverages, which you could purchase on site to drink in the club. I’m a cannabis enthusiast so took the opportunity to try something new. Problem was, on both my visits to…
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Recently published a review based on my visit to a couple Kansas City, MO SCs. Not a great SC scene, but the two no-alcohol clubs introduced me to THC beverages, which you could purchase on site to drink in the club. I’m a cannabis enthusiast so took the opportunity to try something new. Problem was, on both my visits to…
by Manuellabore
October 2026
Dear Diary, I got gifted a *beautiful* hand fan at work the other day. It came as the biggest surprise and will be a prized possession in my life, for the rest of my life. This fan found its way to me through a gentleman who knows my path, sees my goodness, and is supporting me in a way that…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…
by KatrinaDancer
October 2026
Welcome to the mothafuckin jungle baby. I compare the strip club to a jungle *all the time.* I often times feel like it’s a free for all—I love the burning flames of shameless glory . Nothing quite like an entertainer, boldly bent over in front of a customer on stage, pulling her panties to the side, enticing him by sliding…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…
by Pearl.escent
October 2026
Strip clubs occupy a peculiar place in the landscape of adult entertainment. On one end of the spectrum sit the polished, velvet-rope establishments with crystal chandeliers, bottle service, and dancers who treat the stage like a high-fashion runway. On the other end are the places with sticky floors, questionable carpet, a jukebox that still takes singles, and a general air…
by Rangerrick10fd
October 2026
I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough to notice that the business seems to be changing, and not necessarily for the better. I don’t think strip clubs are going to disappear overnight, but I do wonder whether the traditional club experience is slowly becoming a thing of the past. The world has changed, the customers have changed, and the…
by rajbellam
Central NC extras?
I’m new to visiting SCs, but I’d prefer to try places where FS is possible. I’d rather not have to waste thousands at each club in the area to try to find the answer (minimize trial and error). I saw…
What State or City has the most Ratchet Dancers
If I wanted to find nasty ugly strippers to get my freak on, where do I go? Detroit? Indiana? Vermont?
STATE OF WASHINGTON IS FUCKED
We are getting a 10% Income Tax. This is so fucked. Seahawksbbetter win now. No way they are getting free agents. Say goodbye to any chance of getting the Sonics back. Oh. Buh bye Starbucks Corp, Amazon, and any other…
A solid rebuke
Time to find another path conservatives. Perhaps another gathering of quality citizens to bum rush DC is in order? Or is this another case of massive voter fraud? Are we destined for the gulag now comrade? What say you, conservatives of TUSCL that aren’t…
Republican Dancers
Just an observation, why are so many dancers Republicans, or worse, MAGAts? And also why do so many believe wild conspiracy theories..
Blue Slaughter
It looks like a blue slaughter coming. After the massive failings of Republicans it looks like very large numbers of people are tired of high gas prices because of a stupid war and ever skyrocketing health care costs because…
So you bump into your ATF
So you bump into your ATF outside a football game. No biggie except she is wearing the opposing teams gear and she is with a 6'5" 250 lb black guy. He is all tatted up and buffed out from his…
Best Place for Bareback
Where is the Best Place for Bareback action?
How not to get your wife to go to a strip club
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Net Wokeness Impact
of my Cuban fav on the US. She got asylum here, which I guess most would say is a plus to wokeness. But her favorite word for "stupid" is "mongólico" (Mongolian). Which is so extremely unwoke that…
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