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It was a SLOW Sunday afternoon at the club, with only two dancers on shift. Mimi was the first performer on stage when I arrived. After ordering a $7 Modelo, I had a chance to…

I have been going here since 12 years, started after the (in) famous cannonball closed and the dancers moved here en mass. Things were pretty slow at 7pm when I entered. However the lineup was pretty…

Never really heard of this club compared to the other 3 in COI so decided to check it out. Arrived at like 2am Friday after drinking at some bars. Plenty of parking and quick pat…

On the last Saturday of every month, this joint hosts a Footnight foot fetish party. Now I regularly love regular strip clubs but sometimes you gotta feed the urge to suck some toes and have…

Kind of a regular stop for me if in KC. Was passing through Saturday for the night. Hit a bar close by to watch some college football. Decided to walk to Temptations…

I visited a couple of times recently - once Wednesday early evening and once Friday night late. Place looks like a small brick house and is pretty close to the highway in a quiet area…

What is the going rate for an escort these days? Has inflation raised the prices in recent years?

I arrived at 8 on a Monday night looking to pass the time when other plans fell through. Walking in I went through the metal detector and ID check, no cover at the time. I…

Forget Chicago. It looks like we need to send troops to Charlotte! WTF is going on there?

First time review so sorry for missing details or lack of acronyms. I’ve been to about 3 different clubs in queens but this one takes the cake. Firstly, all the girls are mostly Spanish with…

Got there at 5:00 there opening time .I sat in my usual spot. No dancers were there yet. I ordered my beer and was watching the tv and then I heard something so I looked…

I reviewed this place a couple of months ago and stated how it was improving. I want to expand upon this with my recent visit after the VIP rooms have been remodeled. The VIP rooms…

After seeing Max's review from a month ago (pls review the review), I figured I'd give this place a shot. I pulled in and a guy jumped out of his car and told me…

It’s been a while since a review has been posted on Lookers, so I will add one. Parking lot is spacious and plenty of spots. Feels safe. Entrance does face the street, as…

Title says it all however for those who want more details keep reading. Upon entry I security gave me a quick pat down and I paid my cover. The entrance hallway has a beadlike like curtain…

Visited 390 when in town for business. My day finished early so I decided check out the day shift. Large safe parking lot. Metal detector when you walk in but no…

The club was visited on a weekday around 6 p.m., offering a glimpse into the venue's evening operations before the main rush. A challenge was finding parking because of the club's location near a gym,…

Stopped in early afternoon on a Monday for a short break during a trip in mid August. I’ve been in a couple of times before and this was a similar experience, but recommend going later…

I was in the area, and I was leaving a friend’s house. I decided to stop by Rouge Beaverton before heading home. It had probably been close to a year since I had been at…

I drive up to Crazy Horse late in a Monday to find it closed.

How do you delicately tell a dancer , she needs a change of undies when she's giving you a lapdance?

Tuesday evening visit after a long time. They have decent parking. Entry was 1/2 price and paid $10 for entry. You get in with a big centre stage surrounded by a bar table kind of setup…

I went on a Friday night and arrived a little before 10pm. The cover was $20. The club doesn't sell alcohol, and I didn't bring any of my own, so I had a coke for…

Went in on Thursday evening around 9pm. The parking is safe-ish which is shared with a Taco Bell and a smoke shop. Bouncer was friendly and wished us a good time. Cover charge was $20…

Came in on a busy Saturday night. Their parking lot always feels safe but like today sometimes gets very full. On this night they had two dance stages going. The night girl shows are usually…

Went here for the first time in a few years. Nothing much has changed. Entered the club. I asked the hot door lady how much is the cover. She said just give me a tip.…

Me and some friends were bar hopping in the Buckman area of SE Portland. We decided to stop by Sassy’s along our stops. The buckman area is pretty lively on the weekends, a lot of…

I stopped by Treasure Club on a recent Wednesday. I hadn’t planned a visit but was in the area with a couple of free hours. Club is located in industrial area and is beside an…

I read the previous post about this place getting razed to build apartments, so I thought I'd drop by. I got there about 4pm and it was valet only for $10. No self…

On a recent Friday night, decided to stop by the Dolphin. The Dolphin has parking in the front and back of the club. Plenty of parking. There is a coffee bikini barista stand in the…

At a very convenient location, it’s worth a stop if you visiting or staying in downtown Indy. Just a block or two away from Lucas Oil and a short walk from any downtown hotel. I…

Now this is a tale worth telling… If you’ve read any of my previous reviews, you will know I live in Australia but regularly come to the United States for work. When I do, I always…

Arrived at the gravel lot Friday afternoon. Didn’t see a parking attendant and thought i had snuck in for free parking but he found me at the front before walking in. $10 to park in…

Went on Wednesday lunch, $5 at the door . No charge for parking . Barely anyone here. Club offer free lunch if you buy a drink before 2pm . It’s not exactly free buffet but…

Spent time at the doral booby trap after only going to Tootsies prior to this. Tootsies is the first thing that comes up as a noobie to clubs in the south Florida area, but is…

I pulled up to a pretty much empty parking lot which is typical for this club at least when I show up. No cover as I entered the club. Went into a smelly and nasty…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon as I do occasionally. Walking in there is a very long bar straight ahead of you with stages off to each side. I sat down and grabbed…

I found myself in Tucson with some unexpected time before a flight on a Saturday, so what else is a old horn-dawg to do but hit TUSCL and find the best bet not too far…

My wife and I took a Lyft over to Polekatz on Saturday night, got there about 10, and stayed till 2. It’s located in an industrial area with no real residential around, so it’s…

Came here on a Tuesday night around 10pm. Parked at lot next door $8, then $30 cover, you have to check your cell phone. Walk in and the main stage is on the right, there’s…

Was in town for a Concert in Austin. Had a solid time at Perfect 10 North and Yellow Rose while there. On the way back to my lodging in Temple I remembered that Killeen has…

Next up is the Evergreen state. This place is an amazing state nature wise but the darkness wears on me even after a few days. Washington doesn't have that many clubs especially in comparison with…

The club itself is easy enough to find. Parking lot was pretty much empty, just a few cars but then again, it was close to their opening time. Inside, it was clean—no sticky…

I used to be a regular, but it had been over a year. Same as it ever was. No cover at 2pm ( and with hotel key, no cover ever). Hot ebony bartendress, Amber I…

I love alcohol. Y’all have a drink or 7 for me today! Favorite mixed drink/beer/seltzer/drink you order at the bar?

So I decided to give this bar a try after not coming here for 8 years or so after the dancer quality had gone downhill. The bar is located in an industrial area.…

You’re in your fav club, VIP room, ya got your ATF butt naked in front of ya, yer pants are down around ye ankles…..and Y U ready for a mind blowing dance. You get to…

I stopped into Christie’s on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 10:30pm. 2 bouncers at the door. $12 cover to a friendly door girl who insisted on seeing my ID even…

Ok time for another review and you guys know My primary 3 when visiting Dallas for work are baby dolls, the lodge, and the spearmint rhino. They are all different and I like them for…

Went to Palomino on a Thursday night as soon as they opened at 6PM, was trying to have a little fun before dinner reservations with my friends and was scouting a spot that me and…

I went on a Saturday around 2pm, just missed the free admission before 1pm, so cover charge was $15. This was my second visit to Sunny, so I kind of remembered the layout. Big stage…

Decided to mix it up and give Cheerleaders Philadelphia an afternoon try. The parking was relatively easy in dedicated lot and there was no cover in the afternoon. Went around…

Walked in about five minutes after five and immediately knew I was wasting my time. The parking lot was half full. Never a cover charge and no door man the door was propped open,…

Came in after a brief stop at Bourbon (which I may do a separate review on). The club details have been discussed to exhaustion in other reviews, but the high level is "open space main,…