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Afternoon Party!
So totally hit or miss is this place....but when it's on it's really great.
On a Monday afternoon this place was hoping with 10 + girls, a small group celebrating something with the…

Lily at Allure "The Power of Attraction" as their site headline says
Allure had been my favorite massage place for years (and SRM), but reviewing their current therapists, only two had smaller breasts and a relatively…

It was my first time back here since pre-COVID, but I think I'm going to stick with another club. I had heard some things about the quality of the girls going down hill but I…

Stopped by here on a Monday evening while visiting Boston. Knew the Boston scene wasn't great but my hotel was a block away and decided I really wanted to see some titties, so figured how…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night at Desire. It may have been the slowest Friday/Saturday night I can ever remember. Seems like people wanted to be elsewhere during the summer, perhaps there were…

First review so please be patient with me.

Met a nice guy sitting next to the bar which has an upper and lower devotion with dancers in the middle who suggested I go for a…

Philadelphia is doing a big construction project on I-95 which makes the trip to the Philly Risque a bit of an adventure, but it's right on Columbus Boulevard along the Delaware River.

There’s some well-lit parking…

Parking lot had 12 cars, paved and seemed safe. Door fee was after 2nd set of doors. $10 and no ID check. Looks like VIP is to the right as you enter. Bar…

I got there about 1PM which enabled me to avoid the $10 parking charge. I paid the $10 cover and went in. This place has been reviewed so many times that I'm going to…

I arrived around 9:30 on a Tuesday night after winning $400 at a casino. There were not many cars in the lot I was able to parked close to the main entrance.
You enter through…

Went in alone last Thursday now that it's wildly publicized that the lunch buffet is back. A lot more crowded than I expected and tried my best to stay out of sight from friends of…

I’ve been to Torpedo’s before, but always after 8pm. This time I went on a Friday around 5pm. The place is on the Main Street in Bound Brook and parking was easy…

After my first visit nine years ago, I finally made it back to Desire. Glad I did.

I visited on a Friday afternoon from 1:30-3:30. Parked on the street (for free) before I saw…

My latest review on the bar: This place is my most convenient club. It is close to places I would normally go and the hours suit me. They open at noon and close…

I had been through a few months back and ended up coming back through a couple more times.

Layout:
There is nothing residential around and the entrance is perpendicular to the road and set back quite…

I recently did a first-time visit to Pleasant Moments, and in my recent review I described my love of dives. I’m traveling through the Northeast, and Bishop’s Corner was another dive I wanted to…

Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…

Went to Silk on multiple occasions but Wednesday afternoons were my favorite. Wednesday afternoons not too many people visit the club - a lot of retirees waiting with stacks of dollar bills and celebratory shots…