the ultimate strip club list

So I show up about 930PM, $12 cover, free parking in the back.

My plan was to show up, get 3 dances for $100, and get out with some intel for possible future visits.
As it is…

Scarlett’s. Its reputation precedes it. I hadn’t been since a bachelor party a few years back. There was some good action then, brownout drunk on a weekend. But nothing prepared me for how depressing a…

Ubered 20 mins east of the Disney Springs area. Pulled into a mostly empty lot and wondered if I’d made a mistake. I mean, it was Orlando. So more likely than not… yes. But all…

Went to Tootsies and this was my experience. Arrived relatively early (like 8pm.) Paid a cover (I believe 10 dollars but I don't remember that part.) Sat down in the downstairs area in front of…

Visted here from out of town and read some decent things compared to the other places in town.

First off the club: you walk in and see the bar that curves around. To your left…

I went to this club on a Friday night around 9pm while visiting from out of town. It’s in a nice area with a lot of new development and nice restaurants. There weren’t many parking…

After a horrendous experience at Scarlett’s, I took a chance on Deja Vu. Only 3 miles away. In an industrial part of town surrounded mostly by trucking supply warehouses.

I stepped out of my Uber. A…

Went to Spearmint rhino for a day shift. A bit more fake smoke than I like, it was a bit hard to see inside. They dont push a drink minimum but I usually get one.…

Came in a little after 130pm this past Saturday. The new doorman is low energy, I wonder what happened to the old guy, new club? New career path? Who knows.

I went straight to the bar…

Went on a recent Thursday at 1100pm. Outside was well lit and the parking lot was safe. Bouncers patrolled the door and made sure everyone coming in was OK. Got the metal detector treatment going…

Had sometime to kill before a flight and checked this place out. It was about 4:30 on a Tuesday and I believe they open at 4pm. Located along side what looks like the airport…

I went to other clubs in south Philly before and due to the smoking, I have to say no to all of them. I thought this place also allows smoking till one uber driver tells…

I visited The Mouse’s Ear with my husband on a Saturday for couples night. The club was very busy which I assume has a lot to do with the traffic from redneck brawl, although…

Yes, you read that right! Rob was working behind the bar and he was his old jovial self, like nothing had changed. He had a few 5s, a couple 6s and 7s, and one 8…

Went to Kappa on a Thursday evening around 7pm. Walked in and no cover, but had to buy a drink. Got a coke for $4 and because it was happy hour I got free refills.…

I visited this place on a Tuesday afternoon. The first thing you notice is it is located in a small strip mall (no pun intended) between two other businesses along a main road. I guess…

I was staying overnight on a Sunday in Philly in the middle of a trip down I-95 from north to south. I had stopped in for a bit at Outer Space Club about 8:15…

I decided to stop at OGD and see if anything has changed. The place has been described in previous reviews so you know it is a dive with hookers. You will find all shapes and…

The place is very small. No alcohol, one stage, low ceilings making the place seem smaller. I went on Monday night and it was very empty. About 8 girls working. 4 not…

I drove over for a drop in on Sunday after arriving in Toronto airport. Wow this place is busy, and I was concerned I would not get an appointment. Luckily I got there…

This is a combination review from two separate trips this month. Arrived both times about 5 PM

• Parking: parked on the U.S. side, $8 for 8 hours in the lot on top of the hill…

I’ve reviewed here before so I’ll skip the layout this time. Came around 5pm on a Friday after work. Was sat at the inner ring booths on the west wall. I would guess 25-35 girls…

Next up on the hit parade -- tit parade? -- was the Tiger Tail. After the complete bust at Just Enuff, I wanted/needed to gamble on the quest for titties.

A groggy and grumpy GPS took…

Probably my 10th visit this year. Mostly Thursdays. They tend to be a good mix of slower afternoons, but still with some choices, and the night isn't wall to wall people where you can't find…

My visit a few weeks ago killed time and was easy on my wallet, but I’m not in a hurry to come back. I stopped in after getting off the light rail, conveniently situated right…

Instead of pushing on to Minneapolis like any sensible person would've been doing, I continued the quest for pretty titty. And, man, was I disappointed. Not because it was a bikini bar (my first time…

I went over to the Geisha House on a Monday late morning/afternoon. The parking lot is fenced in for the most part on a frontage road next to a relatively busy street. You get buzzed…

Got there around 10 PM Saturday night. Valet is $10 if you park yourself. cover was $20 at that time. went straight to the bar as I was solo. Got me a drink and went…