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FeaturedOctober 2026

It's Getting Harder Out There for a Good Girl

It's nearly impossible to survive now as a dancer who wants to follow the law. I started dancing 18 years ago and it gets tougher every year. I dance in Phoenix, AZ and if you follow the law exactly you probably won't make enough money to survive. You're not even allowed to accept tips in your g-string. It's a $250…

by KatrinaDancer

October 2026

Welcome to the Jungle : Is your comfort of your own concern?

Welcome to the mothafuckin jungle baby. I compare the strip club to a jungle *all the time.* I often times feel like it’s a free for all—I love the burning flames of shameless glory . Nothing quite like an entertainer, boldly bent over in front of a customer on stage, pulling her panties to the side, enticing him by sliding…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

A Stripper’s Diary : Entry One

Dear Diary, Today marks 30 days since going full time and returning after a year long hiatus. I’ve landed, somewhere in between a nice strip club and a divey hole in the wall, surrounded by foreigners with fake titties and aptitudes for doing extra delectable things in the back rooms. The moving lights are obnoxiously bright and smack me in…

by Pearl.escent

October 2026

Why Strip Clubs with a Little Dirt on the Floors Are Better Than Upscale Classy

Strip clubs occupy a peculiar place in the landscape of adult entertainment. On one end of the spectrum sit the polished, velvet-rope establishments with crystal chandeliers, bottle service, and dancers who treat the stage like a high-fashion runway. On the other end are the places with sticky floors, questionable carpet, a jukebox that still takes singles, and a general air…

by Rangerrick10fd

October 2026

The End of an Era?

I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough to notice that the business seems to be changing, and not necessarily for the better. I don’t think strip clubs are going to disappear overnight, but I do wonder whether the traditional club experience is slowly becoming a thing of the past. The world has changed, the customers have changed, and the…

by rajbellam

October 2026

The Real Reason Clubs Don’t Often Post Their Roster for the Night

There are two types of clubs out there: Ones that post who is working that night And ones that don’t. Talk to the average man in this hobby, all other things equal, they would probably say they prefer the former to the later. But sometimes we don’t fully understand what we truly want. The idea of knowing if your favorite girl is working or not…

by Bullmanboyya

October 2026

Dipshit moderators

My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…

by Zedd

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Synn Gentlemen's Club City of Industry, CA

Intel on Snow?

Any intel on Snow?

036 mins ago
Sammy63
La Pearl Lounge Philadelphia, PA

La Pearl is closed through Oct 28

I went to La Pearl/Outer Space club this week and learned that La Pearl is closed while the owner is out of town until Oct 28. La Pearl is the more extras-friendly club of these two sister clubs, so plan…

04 hrs ago
Club_Goer_Seattle
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park Lake Forest Park, WA

Club closing on November 1st, but what is the real reason ???

A few dancers have mentioned on their Instagram accounts that DV-LFP will be closing on November 1st. The reason stated is a six-month closure for remodeling. That immediately sounded suspicious to me. In 25 years of going to…

07 hrs ago
skibum609
Front Room

Mottos

Tell us your motto to live by. Mine is easy and I even made it up meself: Great sex requires two showers; one before and one after. What's yours?

710 hrs ago
sushiman
Front Room

A Little Humor...

That reminds me of the 90-year-old who went to his doctor for a check up and when the doctor asked him how things are going, he said, "Just great, I married a 25-year old woman and we have sex twice…

010 hrs ago
skibum609
Front Room

The scariest video I have ever seen.......

Watch at least 3 minutes, unless you ate claustrophobic. https://www.google.com/search?q=tree+well+rescue+at+mt.+baker&rlz=1C1HKFL_enUS1234US1234&oq=snowboarder+in+tree+well+at+mt+baker&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgDEAAY7wUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yBwgCEAAY7wUyBwgDEAAY7wUyCggEEAAYogQYiQXSAQkxMzAzNmowajSoAgCwAgE&sourceid=chrome&source=chrome.ob&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:98b1a3ec,vid:m5ME9Swo0_8,st:0

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Baristafan
Front Room

Nominate Your Member of the Year!

Nominate your Board Member of the year. Who gives the best info? Most interesting posts? Put in your nominations.

411 hrs ago
Meshuggah
The Crazy Horse San Francisco, CA

San Francisco strip club linked to two cases of potentially deadly bacterial...

Health San Francisco strip club linked to two cases of potentially deadly bacterial disease By Titus Wu Published Oct. 23, 2026, 10:24 a.m. ET A downtown San Francisco strip club is now part of a public health investigation over a spread of tuberculosis, a…

012 hrs ago
GanderMTN
Hurricane Betty's Worcester, MA

Closes at 8pm

Just a heads up, the City is forcing Hurricane Bettys to close at 8 while managing fall out from a shooting outside the club

113 hrs ago
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Delilah's Den Toms River, NJ

Dancer Name

I was here a couple of weeks ago, and there was a dancer who had an absolutely smoking body and told me that she was 41 years old, which was hard to believe. But I can’t remember her name. She…

014 hrs ago