the ultimate strip club list

A small space with two stages: one right as you walk in, and a smaller stage in the smoking section. The club is clean, the restrooms were clean, and as you walk by the kitchen there's nothing concerning. It's not a Michelin star restaurant, but you shouldn't expect it to be. There's no DJ, dancers pay…

I previously reviewed Gallagher’s and described it as consistently disappointing. That is still true to some extent. The dancers are older, uglier, and have worse plastic surgery than at other clubs. And most of them put little to no effort into their pole dance, keep their clothes on the whole time, and then expect to tip parade. However, if you’re…

(up front I'll say, per usual in my reviews, I have no idea how much drinks are because I don't pay for my own.) First off, this club is super cute, several floors, a sports bar, lyra hoops and silks along with the poles, and spacious VIP rooms with bathrooms in them (was told the building used to be a hotel…

Hands down best club in Montana. How the population of Montana keeps growing, yet our strip club numbers keep declining? Really makes you question the newcomers to the treasure state. I showed up to teasers around 10 am and there were quiet a few good looking ladies dancing including a hot young blond I immediately got a dance from. Decent…

My first time to MDS, and it had been so long I totally forgot what It was like inside. Obviously the crew that remodelled Cafe Atlantis did this place. Everything about the place is the same. But where Cafe Atlantis is hidden in an industrial Cul-De-Sac, MDS is on Torbram road, a major street, and it's just down…

Dream Boutique is an amazing place if you want to have a good time. The place is located in an industrial area. There is lots of free parking. Upon entering the establishment to the right you have a small a bathroom and next to it a theater you can enter for $10. Next you will Walk into the adult shop where…

Going to diamonds after not being there for a long time. Obviously the place was renovated in the last 15 years. I remember it being a lot more grungy, now it looks like a wine bar that someone added a stage and pole to. And, there's a VIP area. The area is an area I know well. It's Mississauga/Brampton. A…

Walked into Chicas for the first time and was surprised to find what must have been over 20 girls working on a weeknight. One came right up to me at the bar and turned on the charm, inviting me for a dance in the back, where at least a half dozen other guys were sitting with girls, mostly just talking…

Was at The Basement earlier, a warehouse sort of rave spot not too far from here in queens and ended up going to show palace with a bunch of guys in town from Eastern Europe who wanted to go to an American strip club. Got there after 3am, and seemed like it was still early as more people kept showing…

First time going to a club in the LA area. Honestly wasn’t too impressed but I will try again. Went in. Wednesday around 3 pm. The parking was fine. It’s off a busy street. Doesn’t feel like anyone will me with your car. Went inside and I think the cover was 10. Could have been 15. After you pay the…