the ultimate strip club list

So we all have known about the Pink building and that it’s on Route 130 South ! Next to the used car dealership! The parking is rather large and plenty of parking ! The lighting…

Really not sure what to expect going into The Den but was pleasantly surprised.
Lots of parking, we're in the middle of nowhere so that's to be expected I guess. But also there was a…

Why do I keep trying this place? Maybe the instagram posts with a decent looking lineup? Plus, in my experience, the girls who post to social are normally the middle of the pack and any…

So finally, I made it to HK. I am really, really upset with myself that I did not do it soon enough. What a place. I have visited FKK sharks and Fkk globe multiple times.…

So I have always visited sharks. But this time I thought let me try.

To save some travel money, buy a weekly ticket so you can use all the local transportation for a fixed price.…

Ubered there from another club that didn't have much action going, paid my 10$ entry. Enter into the room with a main stage & 2 smaller stages - girl dancing on each stage. My first…

I haven't been to a club in several months for a number of reasons so I decided to swing by Cheetah Pomp when I was in South Florida for work last week. For those that…

My first time at the “new” FD location in ages. Went around 2PM on A Thursday. Free entry. Buds were 2/$11 and the club was surprisingly full.

I’m a Latina guy and as I saw down,…

Visited Philly and figured why not watch the Phillies at risqué as they were out of town. You walk in the door and are greeted by a guard and cover of $10. Empty pockets and…

Stopped in on a Wed night. This is the first time I have been to this club. I had read several reviews that sounded interesting so I figured I would give it a try. Off…

Stepping out of the bright afternoon sun and into the dim light of Hip Hugger is a jolt to the senses, it always takes a few for my eyes to adjust when I walk in.…

Preface this by saying Kittens was randomly closed on this particular Wednesday so that was annoying but all well. Luckily Tens is right down the road.

Club is very large, parking lot is now finished on…

Oh, another day at Ricks, getting slightly better.

Not going to go into great detail about the description of the club, nothing has changed drastically in the format except they don’t really seem to have a…

So let me start by saying Onyx has a special place in my heart. When I was first considering moving to ATL in ‘09 I came down for a long weekend to visit some friends…

New Locomotion Sunday night, just before midnight to maybe 1 AM

I wanted to revisit New Loco before leaving, and thinking a Sunday night late might be slow, I wanted to see how the pickings were.…

Got there around 3pm, no cover(I believe this is before 5 or 6pm). Was able to find parking on street which is always a plus. There were about 6 girls, but only 2…

So I was visiting for the Fringe festival which they have every August and decided to review the local strip clubs. I first went to Western Bar which I reviewed separately, and then crossed…

If you want to feel like you’re at the Playboy Mansion while remaining in Dallas, come here. Very high end club.

Parking lot is massive, with valet guys. You should feel safe as you enter the…

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out.

Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

Went out with the boys after a night of clubbing and landed here after midnight. I think I went to this club before when it was a different name as well since I remembered…

This is located in a semi red light district with the only other two strip clubs in the city literally across the street. There are also some adult book stores and other adult themed places…

Visited Vivide during the week on a work trip. Arrived in the early evening and parked on the dirt parking area. While technically I don’t think you are required to pay for parking, I gave…

Got there around 10 on a Saturday night. Ample parking lot and decently well lit as always. Paid the $15 cover to the guy sitting on a stool directly on the right of the door…

Weird vibe. Was visiting Cincy for work. Went to Hard Rock and Hollywood casinos back to back days.
Place is located in Lawrenceburg, 30min from Cincy. Across from a gas station. Parking right outside and…

Went to PPP on a thursday to watch the baseball game and see some naked women. As it's been described, it's a small, single story building on Columbus Blvd in South Philly, near Show N…

I decided to take a swing by Club Pink. I used to go to this club every now and then, but it had been about a year since I have been there. Parking…

Date of Visit: 07/14/25
Day of Visit: Monday
Time of Visit: about 4pm

Method of transportation: Rideshare

Cover Charge: $5

Price of bottle: $120
Price of Beer: unknown
Price of Water: $6

Price of a…

Was in Denver on business and had previously been to Ladies en Confidente years ago so decided to try Dream Girls to see if it was a better experience. Arrived at the industrial park location…