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Playhouse Gentlemen's ClubThis place has changed
My first visit two years ago was very different. There were eight or more dancers on the long dance floor at the same time, and they moved down a position every couple of songs. This…
OZAnother night at OZ
I showed up around 10pm to check the situation. $12 cover. Bouncer and cashier are nice as always. Completely new selection of girls from last year besides maybe 2-3. Mostly Cuban, a few black and…
Sassy's Bar & GrillWorth checking out on sapphic night
Went on the sapphic night a few weeks ago while visiting Portland for the first time and so this was also my first time to the club. There was a $5 door fee but…
Danzer's Show ClubNot a bad place to check out if you're in the area!
I've dropped in a few times while traveling for work. If nothing else, it's a good place to grab a beer or something mixed. I would describe it as a bar with a view.…
Scores Gentlemen’s Club & SteakhouseGreat value!
Kind it tough to find, well lite I arrived at 10:30, it was $15 to enter, they did scanned DL. It was very dark and red inside the night I was there.…
Club RisqueGoallllllllll
Went on Wednesday night to watch the USA vs Bosnia world cup game (and Phillies game). Got there around 8:30. I've reviewed before, but I'll go over the basics again.... No cover on a Wednesday…
Cheetah“Hard” Sells
I visited on a Tuesday afternoon around 1ish. Parking and entry were free. As soon as I entered I received the famous handshake from two girls. Next time I go, I need…
Ruby's III’ve had better days there
I went to Ruby’s 2 today as it was too hot to work. Rudy’s is a well-established place and has some good things and some things that could use improvement. It is a…
Fantasy GirlsAfternoon Fun
I had time alone all day Sunday so I ventured in to the club. Walked through a metal detector and past the unattended front door. Big long bar straight ahead with a…
AllureEnjoy so much, I keep coming back for more
I really love this place. I wish they had places like this in the US. The physical layout and parking situation has not changed. Both are completely acceptable. It was a Sunday afternoon, and…
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Latest Articles
See allSao Paulo Sex Scene
Hello my mongering friends. I hope all is well. As you all know, my cities I venture to when it comes to sex is Tijuana, Mexico; Zurich, Switzerland and Sao Paulo, Brazil. At one point, Medellin, Colombia was the go to. But you know what happen? Dumb ass gringos would give the girls extra money because the…
by Garfield84
June 2026
My little tribute to the Magic Mike franchise
14 years have passed since the first part of the Magic Mike franchise. I just want to leave this little tribute here. When the first "Magic Mike" came out, most people saw it as goofy entertainment. Guys with six‑packs, Channing Tatum in his prime, and crowds of screaming women, and all. But if we dig deeper, Steven Soderbergh's film shows a…
by Nikolasus
May 2026
Scandallo Vs Hong Kong vs Globe and why I chose to monger internationally.
Currently, I have my big three when it comes to mongering. As of right now, Hong Kong is still my no.1 while Scandallo is no.2 and Globe is a close third. I’ve been to several strip clubs and brothels inside and outside the United States. However, with this being a public forum, I can’t fully disclose the…
by Garfield84
April 2026
Clubbing & confidence
I started going to clubs in my early 20’s, and I’m currently 30. It was after a break up and if I’m being honest, my luck with women (not in clubs) was not that great. I was a bit shy and awkward, and I kinda just felt lucky with the other girlfriends I’ve had before. Basically, random girls with mutuals…
by PixelHands
April 2026
Rating the third dimension of emotional mileage
Most discussions of going to the strip club are focused on the physical looks and mileage that a dancer provides. But this ignores a whole other dimension of mileage, the emotional one. PLs are often more alone and more stressed than they appear in the false identities they assume in the club, carrying around the extreme pressure to…
by JasonMckin
April 2026
Putas Category 7, 8, and 9. Mexicali to San Felipe
Note: This is the second coming of this article. It was rejected the first time for reasons outlined in a discussion posting. I have rewritten it and included some comments for those obtuse critics that need the joke explained. YMMV. It began on a Tuesday morning. I had spent the night with one of my favorite putas, identified here as Ester.…
by PutaTester
April 2026
How to Approach Women at a Strip Club Without Looking Like a Total Creeper
Alright, fellas, let’s be real: approaching women in any setting can be tricky. But when you’re in a strip club, things get even trickier. You’re dealing with a whole mix of hot lights, even hotter women, and a cocktail of awkwardness that can make you feel like the guy who just walked into the wrong classroom. But don’t worry, I'm here…
by Johnnyrocker1992
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ITC or OTC
Been venturing outside the club recently and started enjoying these girls on a bed rather than a dingy, wore down, uncomfortable bench seat. Yes it’s taken me some time to be able to find the girls willing and also their…
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Instagram Girls
Anyone know if any of their Instagram girls do extras? They're super hot!!!!
Explaining the world’s angriest pothead to @apieceofsausage
@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
Hot AI mermaid😏
I know this is AI, but damn, I wish I was Aquaman! Smash, or pass?
Who is going to buy/lease this spot?
The building is in a weird part of town. Honestly a club here was a great use for the property. A building with no windows, stages, poles, a kitchen, a bar, in a weird part of town? It really should…
Knowledge
Got some great dances yesterday from a young dancer who said a few things that not only amazed me, but made me wonder if I will outlive this country, which is scary to me as I am almost 69. The…
Smash or Pass?
I like her her hair, her face, her body, and her babydoll dress and shoes. :D
White Girls
Cheerleaders website looks like they have some hot girls on their list of entertainers, this place would be quite the drive from Jersey, how reliable is it to expect any of these white spinners to do extras in VIP? How…
Smash or Pass
Smash
2Penis Pumps
Has anyone ever used a penis pump? It is intense.