the ultimate strip club list

There are dive bars, there are dance clubs, and then there’s The Treasure Club—a strip club that proudly brands itself as “where X marks the spot.” Walking in felt like stepping into a glittering, treasure-filled…

Arrive about 1:30, and since I had not been here for awhile was looking forward to a good time. Usual set up checked my id to be sure I was 21, ha, been 21…

A few trips ago, I left a review that had American Pie in the title because I met this nerdy/sexy type girl who would laugh, be sweet and then next thing was a real sexual…

We went late night on thursday so like early friday morning me and my friend and overall the experience was pleasant as they accepted the coupon even after 11pm the one where u get $10…

Pulled into the club around 3:00 on a Thursday afternoon and turned my car over to the mandatory valet. ($7). Made my way up the stairs and entered the club without having to pay a…

La Gloria is one of the Zona Norte's smaller bars. Sitting on Av. Constitution in between Calle Coahuila and Primer Callejón Coahuila, it's almost catty corner to Chicago Club. It's an easy and quick…

Tropi is always second choice, the red-headed stepchild, slumped on the other side of Calle Coahuila from the dazzling Hong Kong club. Chicas get sent here because they're too feo for Hong Kong, they've gained…

Long timer.. back for my beauties

No change in Setup.. $5 entrance fee..

I came in and immediately caught the eye of one of my regulars... I was hoping to find her, to get a couple of…

I was in Omaha to see a baseball game and decided to swing by the Rhino on my way home. I have enjoyed good times here before and expected a good selection of dancers on…

Have been going here for about a year now. It is definitely better than deja vu / dream girls, but it's still just an Indiana club. It suffers from being relatively dead, especially during day…

I have stated in multiple reviews how the layout of the club is however for the sake of new viewers I will sum it up quickly to get to my review.

You pull in from…

I typically to to t/x mid afternoon. Works best for me for driving around after a couple beers and not as many guys around the club. I think there were 7 gals there…

Usually when I am in Indianapolis I go to Brad's, but I saw a really good review from Muddy about this place and decided to give it a try. I arrived…

Let me get to the point. On Wed, 12-7pm Lapdances are 2 for 1. Pure Gold is a $25 / dance club, but at 2 for 1, it's $12.50.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is…

This review is of two different visits with two pretty different outcomes.

TLDR: YMMV. Some girls are much better than others.

The first time I went it was a Wednesday evening, and DEAD. Almost no patrons.…

Alright I haven't been clubbing that much since the pandemic. But I fell off the wagon, re-subscribed to TUSCL, and decided to club again some. And I decided to make my triumphant return…

¡Ándale! Échalé! shouted the four chicas, clapping and laughing raucously. / Go on, send it!

Nena, her shirt open, wrapped her legs around the stripper pole in my hotel room and clambered to the top…

Quite a few strip clubs in the Hartford area but this may be one of the better ones. Located about 30 min from Hartford on the north side of town, it's a fairly nondescript 1…

I was headed down Valley Blvd towards Paradise when I happen to spot this club. It was totally not on my radar before this, in fact I'm not sure I even knew it existed. I…

Went here on Wednesday afternoon. I was 1 of 3 customers in here at the time. A smoking hot Latina comes over to me after her show. Asks if I can get her a drink,…

This place gets far more attention than it deserves. I have been here numerous times and this will be my last report on this hell hole. I won't waste time describing the Moose lodge…

It's remarkably difficult to review this place given that it gets so much action and traction. If you just relate your trip then you are criticized and suggest that it should go in the discussions.…

I made a mistake of stopping at this club at about 6:00 PM. I was aware that shift change usually happens around 7:00 but I really expected more than the two girls that were there.…

On a bit of a road trip the traffic was getting pretty heavy on I-10. I took a quick look at my map and I realized I could make a pit stop here and kill…

"It would be great if the 3 amigos could hit TJ together in Augosto!" Little did I know when we shared this text literally 3 months prior what an epic night we would have…

A Latin-focused club with a nice vibe. Dancers are definitely focused on getting you to the back for a dance, but not as aggressive as others in the Pompano area.

Chatted with a couple of…

Friday after midnight during middle of August. $20 to get in. Got dropped off by Uber. Interior is big and nice. First area is a long bar and some stages with seating around…

I have been at PK a number of times. Valet is $7.
Admission is $10 but there are lots of coupons on line and free admission cards from the dancers.

Club is large and nice…

I Took It Upon Myself To Visit The Geisha House, When i Arrived To The Place They Buzzed Me In And I Sat Down In The Waiting Room For a Few Minutes Before They Sent…

Thursday afternoon around 6pm in NYC last month. I wanted to visit this place for a long time as one friend recommended. As I head there, I got a free cover card at the corner,…

First time here, arrived for a midweek afternoon visit. Overall, it earns an "Average" rating. Nothing special, not sketchy, not unclean, it was just kind of "there." Expected that more would be on offer, based…

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…