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Stopped by here on a Monday evening while visiting Boston. Knew the Boston scene wasn't great but my hotel was a block away and decided I really wanted to see some titties, so figured how…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night at Desire. It may have been the slowest Friday/Saturday night I can ever remember. Seems like people wanted to be elsewhere during the summer, perhaps there were…

First review so please be patient with me.

Met a nice guy sitting next to the bar which has an upper and lower devotion with dancers in the middle who suggested I go for a…

Philadelphia is doing a big construction project on I-95 which makes the trip to the Philly Risque a bit of an adventure, but it's right on Columbus Boulevard along the Delaware River.

There’s some well-lit parking…

Parking lot had 12 cars, paved and seemed safe. Door fee was after 2nd set of doors. $10 and no ID check. Looks like VIP is to the right as you enter. Bar…

I got there about 1PM which enabled me to avoid the $10 parking charge. I paid the $10 cover and went in. This place has been reviewed so many times that I'm going to…

I arrived around 9:30 on a Tuesday night after winning $400 at a casino. There were not many cars in the lot I was able to parked close to the main entrance.
You enter through…

Went in alone last Thursday now that it's wildly publicized that the lunch buffet is back. A lot more crowded than I expected and tried my best to stay out of sight from friends of…

I’ve been to Torpedo’s before, but always after 8pm. This time I went on a Friday around 5pm. The place is on the Main Street in Bound Brook and parking was easy…

After my first visit nine years ago, I finally made it back to Desire. Glad I did.

I visited on a Friday afternoon from 1:30-3:30. Parked on the street (for free) before I saw…

My latest review on the bar: This place is my most convenient club. It is close to places I would normally go and the hours suit me. They open at noon and close…

I had been through a few months back and ended up coming back through a couple more times.

Layout:
There is nothing residential around and the entrance is perpendicular to the road and set back quite…

I recently did a first-time visit to Pleasant Moments, and in my recent review I described my love of dives. I’m traveling through the Northeast, and Bishop’s Corner was another dive I wanted to…

Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…

Went to Silk on multiple occasions but Wednesday afternoons were my favorite. Wednesday afternoons not too many people visit the club - a lot of retirees waiting with stacks of dollar bills and celebratory shots…

We don’t come for the drinks, the parking space or the architecture!
So I decided to post my list and observations about the one reason we do this.
THE GIRLS
D is days. N is nights. B is…

Tuesday about noon, I had just finished chowing down at a Bob Evans and, facing a 600-mile drive back to Minneapolis, I was bound and determined to just hit the road and go. Well, yeah,…

Place: Bare Elegance is on Imperial Hwy. There is a parking lot but it does charge at night. I visited at 2PM, and didn't have to pay. Once you're inside, you'll see an ATM on…

I officially hate this place. I would have gotten more joy out of just throwing my cash in a fire with the same results.

Walking in, $10 at the door. I got in around 130pm.…

After watching the first quarter of Patriots-Washington, I headed on over to the the club. Lots of parking, located between a weed store, couple of gas stations, and a family dollar. Walk into…

While in Atlanta for work I had to see what all the conversation was about. I'm not an Atlanta resident and I never visited the original Follies so I can't compare the two.
I got…

Went to the Trap in Doral again. Arrived around 6 PM on a Friday and it was very busy. I was surprised to not have to pay a parling fee as it was later in…

Cafe Atlantis Thursday, About 11 PM - 12:00 AM Friday
For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco and Midway Invader Review.

There is an outer corridor with guys at the long tables—might be managers…

Hello boys! It's 1 am and I just got back to the Wynn from Rhino. I called for a limo pick up and confirmed that entry is still free with their limo. I called about…