the ultimate strip club list

I often go to Foxy on Friday, usually after they stop charging for Leg's and Eggs, which is 11, as I'm a cheap bastard who can't stand spending $10 to get in to a club…

This is a 2025 update to my previous review...didn't realize that it has been nearly 10 years since I reviewed this club.

Not much has changed with the physical aspects of the club. You still get…

I’ve been hitting up Clancy’s almost every week for the last few months. This time I popped in basically when they opened on Monday early afternoon. Thankfully, I wasn’t the first person there, but…

I arrived around 11 PM. Cover was $10 plus sales tax. My change included some pennies. I also got some pennies back when I ordered a drink. The right side is nude, and the left…

Metal Detector at door, security at the desk behind it let me walk in even though it beeped (on my keys I guess). Walked in, used the bathroom here. Still not used the fact that…

Visited on a recent Friday evening 8-10:30pm and saw about 20 dancers. $5 cover, drinks $8+, VIP $10 one time charge. Quite a few slender dancers most were AA but saw one sitting…

Swung by around 8 on a Thursday, the place was already pretty crowded, about 15 guys and 20 girls. They were doing their 2 dances / 30 promo seemingly every 30 minutes, which kept…

I checked out The Squire in Revere recently, and it was a decent experience overall. The place has that classic, old-school strip club feel—dim lights, neon signs, and a gritty vibe that kind of works…

I decided to give this place another go since my last review of it.

All the plusses of my last visit still applied. Spacious parking, cheap drinks ($5 beers), no cover, no real hassle. Unlike last…

This place is absolutely underrated. Yes it is not HK but once you have experienced the hype of HK and ready to moved past that whole vibe then welcome Gold Palace !

Brief layout: the…

Swung through SI while I was driving up thru Oregon late Thursday night. The place is a little out of the way but there was plenty of parking and barely anyone in there - a…

Rolled in at about 10 pm to a packed lot, but found a spot off to the side in the gravel no man's land. The bar was pretty well packed. No cover, security just kinda…

Never in a million years would I have guessed Candy's would become that go to spot in Charlotte. Not what I will say is I wish I would have gatekept this place! Not really my…

First time visit to this club and it wasn't a planned thing. I had to go to Iron Mountain from Houghton and noticed the club as I went south. Had a little time…

I hadn’t stepped foot in here since October of last year according to my notes.

Surprisingly little has changed. Building is still pink. Parking lot is still big. Enter the same door and bathrooms are…

Stopped by Jet Strip around 5pm after work to kill some time and let traffic die down. Free parking was a nice touch, and it was only $6 to get in—pretty low-key and affordable. Inside’s…

First time at the ‘downer in about 30 years! Don’t live in the area anymore and haven’t had the occasion to get here.

Easy to access from the Falls and coming over from the States.…

It's been a while I visited this club. I reached there around 10.20 pm. Parking lot was more than half full. Parked in front of main entrance. somebody was leaving.

Security at the door did not…

I arrived a little after 11pm on a Friday night. Club is in an industrial area and a significant distance off the street. With the adjacent businesses closed, there was plenty of parking. My first…

This is not going to be a particularly thrilling review, not much to really tell about.

It’s been about a year since my last review and visit to the Sugar Shack, but a few weeks…

I wrote a review for Visions a year or so ago so this is an update to my earlier review. I went back to Visions this past Friday night, first time I've been there in…

Went in on Friday night last week after a very long absence from strip club scene. Arrived around 10:30PM and got settled after security pat down/frisking which seemed outrageous as customers in front of me…

After a successful day meeting with potential investors in Midtown, my colleague and I decided to hit up one of the clubs nearby.

Sapphire's on 42? Strike one. The energy wasn't just there, and…

First time in the Houston area, I felt like I needed to how the clubs are around here. So I choose the closest one near my hotel. On the way in I did spot some…