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A Latin-focused club with a nice vibe. Dancers are definitely focused on getting you to the back for a dance, but not as aggressive as others in the Pompano area.

Chatted with a couple of…

Friday after midnight during middle of August. $20 to get in. Got dropped off by Uber. Interior is big and nice. First area is a long bar and some stages with seating around…

I have been at PK a number of times. Valet is $7.
Admission is $10 but there are lots of coupons on line and free admission cards from the dancers.

Club is large and nice…

I Took It Upon Myself To Visit The Geisha House, When i Arrived To The Place They Buzzed Me In And I Sat Down In The Waiting Room For a Few Minutes Before They Sent…

Thursday afternoon around 6pm in NYC last month. I wanted to visit this place for a long time as one friend recommended. As I head there, I got a free cover card at the corner,…

First time here, arrived for a midweek afternoon visit. Overall, it earns an "Average" rating. Nothing special, not sketchy, not unclean, it was just kind of "there." Expected that more would be on offer, based…

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

Limited parking and in an industrial part of town near the international airport. Paid door fee and added VIP to be seated in the better section of the club (VIP is not cabana in Divas,…

Wife and I went out for drinks and decided to finish the night off at Vanity. Place is nice and feels mostly safe going in. Cover was 25 a person which I thought…

First time visiting in a long time. Much more mileage than in the past when I went there. I used to be up that way for a bunch of years with work and Mario’s…

On my way out west, found myself in Mitchell, SD for the night. Previous reviews for the Kongo Klub made it sound like an alright, if not high mileage, spot.

The club is a non-distinct building…

Was planning to hit up Pandoras until I received a hot invite from one of my ATFs at Kittens, JL.

My last visit with JL was hot so said I’ll be there around 7:30 after…

This was actually my second time there. So I’ll combine both visits in a single review.

The club itself is out in the corn fields pretty far away from any town. Looks like an industrial…

Arrived in Dallas, decided to check this club out since the review was good. I arrived at the club about 12 noon. Parking lot was half full of cars but still big enough to find…

I visited PH after a self-imposed hiatus. Actually stopped at Club Risqué Bristol first (see my review) and decided to hit PH since I didn’t get any dances at CR. I went to…

Went during the middle of the week last week and it was dead. It was me and a drunk out of towner who I learned had just landed and went straight to the place.

Arrived around…

So, I was here on two occasions about a year ago and left unimpressed each time. Swore I wouldn’t return, but decided to make a pit stop to see if the third time would…