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Ended up in the area for work and decided to check in on Carl and his girls. I want to say upfront I wouldn’t go out my way to come here. I only ever stop by when I’m visiting a customer in the area. I thought about hitting Scores for a moment but didn’t want to deal with valet and…

Took my 3rd visit to Porthole after an afternoon warm up at Cheetah. Timed the shift change pretty well as multiple girls were coming in when I arrived just before 7 (no cover). Real dark inside and hard to dodge the smoke but its not unbareable. Grabbed a $7 crown and coke with heavy pour and sat on the backside…

First time back here in a while. Club is in the same shape as it was last time I visited. Price: $5 cover in the afternoon, $20 cover in the evenings. I came in the afternoon and got a beer at the bar- they added the cover to my drink and charged me $12. A redbull vodka cost more. Lap dances…

Saturday afternoon visit after a round of golf. Ubered so no parking charge and I dropped the hostess a couple singles on my way in. Despite a decent crowd, 20 girls and about 15 patrons, it seemed incredibly slow for a college football Saturday. I took my usual seat at the back bar but there was no action so I…

Had some time off so I decided to take a trip to LA for the specific purpose of gathering intelligence in the adult entertainment industry. I arrived late at my motel and made a crass decision to walk to the club. I dont recommend you do this because I didn't see a single soul walking the street passed 10pm. Rio…

Was in Vegas for a convention and the last few times I've been in town, I've stopped by here. Back in the day, Little Darling's used to be my favorite club, but with mileage going down there (I believe that is still the case, I haven't been there for many years), Chicas Bonitas has turned out to provide the right…

So I went for it and decided to try my second club experience! Le Girls was recommended to me by a friend, but I read different reviews online that were all over the place! I’m gonna keep it super simple so you know what you’re getting into here! Arrived to the club around 11:30 PM on a Friday! Almost Halloween,…

Tuesday night at Paradise. What's to say? I love this club. Really. It has a lot of things going for it. 1). The VIP boots are like small train cabins. A door that closes and it's private, there's no chance "Big Louie" will sit down opposite you in a crowded vip room. There are bigger vips but…

Yesterday I had a meeting not far from that infamously dirty den of depravities known as Centerfolds. I don’t often have to travel to that part of Houston, but when I do, I usually make it a point to stop by to see whether Centerfolds is still a higher mileage venue than under the freeway bridge where the battered, crack-addict…

I'd never been to Rancho Cordova before, so I was new to Gold Club Centerfolds. Standard industrial-vibe location, a well-lit parking lot, a couple of guys under a pop-up tent with some kind of counter (maybe valet parking was available?), nothing seemed sketchy or dangerous. This is a surprisingly big club, with two stages (one not being used at all),…