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The Bodyshop
Beltsville
Haven't been here in over a month so not sure what to expect. But there are rarely any nights here without very attractive dancers. Parking is plentiful and safe. Cover is $30, cash. Sat at a table on the…
Politics
Out of respect, I'm not posting a "smash or pass" link. I think anybody who remembers her in real time in the 70s/80s would agree she was objectively hot Fight me on this
New Listing
Many of us practice deceit to practice this hobby. We tell lies. At home. At work. We lie to the girls. We lie to ourselves. Yes, we do. Not living alone. Not traveling enough. Nosy neighbors. Whatever, many of us are encumbered by circumstance. We can't just go to the club when there's an urge. When we can go, we have…
Many of us practice deceit to practice this hobby. We tell lies. At home. At work. We lie to the girls. We lie to ourselves. Yes, we do. Not living alone. Not traveling enough. Nosy neighbors. Whatever, many of us are encumbered by circumstance. We can't just go to the club when there's an urge. When we can go, we have…
by Sgrayeff
August 2026
I’ve been a life long attendant of the sturgis rally and yet this past year feels like the first time I have really experienced the rally in many years. I saw a Facebook post about the gentleman’s club at the side hack saloon my first day there and it was the greatest random post I have ever seen. I…
by Colfax
August 2026
I’ve been going to strip clubs long enough that there shouldn’t be much mystery left. I know the routines, the pitches, roughly what things cost. But I still get a little charge when I decide I’m going. Then the research starts. Recent reviews, old reviews, DMs with fellow mongers who know the place. I pull into the parking lot and…
by Bostonasp69
August 2026
As a longtime fan of the profession, I occasionally get curious what stripping is like as work, and how the girls experience it. This is true for more than one reason. At some point, I started to wonder whether there were any good books about the subject. There are of course plenty of books about strippers. Most of them are…
by obidos
August 2026
In the 2005 documentary “The Strip Game”, rapper Method Man visits clubs in five American cities and interviews dancers about their lives. It starts at a NY club called Sue’s Rendezvous. The rapper Redman joins Method Man in the club, and two dancers are interviewed at home. One dancer is cooking for her family while explaining that the…
by JayTeeDee
July 2026
I recently visited the infamous DeWallen district of Amsterdam. I had 3 interactions with workers there. I went once during the day and twice at night. During the day there were noticeably fewer workers but also less crowds, which was nice to look at the workers and get a feel for the place. It's off limits to bicycles which was…
by Cove17
July 2026
I'm a lifelong "Region Rat" (resident of NW Indiana, a suburb of Chicago) and have patronized almost all of the clubs in the area, along with the south suburbs. I had a recent free night on a Thursday and decided to withdraw some funds for entertainment purposes and do some exploring. The summary is a composite of…
by inmonger
Gloria Steinem
Out of respect, I'm not posting a "smash or pass" link. I think anybody who remembers her in real time in the 70s/80s would agree she was objectively hot Fight me on this
Asian dancer request
Anyone know of any Asian dancers either at Desire or other clubs (Caddy, Fantasies, Boardroom) that are ‘fun’? I do know of Evelyn and Vivian here who are great ladies but am looking for others. Any intel or leads here…
What is the first thing you think when you hear a stripper is pregnant?
I heard a couple well known strippers are pregnant. Both are white. What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear this?
DUI conviction and entering Canada
Hello - has anyone had issues with entering Canada with a DUI conviction on their record? If not, what steps did you take before heading to the border? Background: I have a conviction from September 2014. All sentencing and probation was…
Any Dancers who are Dominant?
Are there any dancers at the Playhouse who are dominant? I love a woman who takes control.
Anyone excited about the start of football season?
Anyone excited about the start of football season? TBH it kind of snuck up on me this year. I’m not in any pools or fantasy leagues this year so I haven’t been paying attention, but I just got a call…
Dominant Dancers?
Are there any dancers at Risque who are dominant? I love a woman who takes control.
What happened to the top ten lists?
In one of the recent UI updates I can't find any of the old top ten lists. These were fun. I would treat them like a grocery list when travelling and looking for something new to try. I understand that the…
Pricing?
Thinking about checking it on Saturday night and I heard about them nickle and diming before you even sit down. So what's the most recent pricing? All I know: Parking $5 Admin: $25-35 plus mandatory drink Seating: Stage Free, High Table $30 How's the view from…
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