the ultimate strip club list

I went to other clubs in south Philly before and due to the smoking, I have to say no to all of them. I thought this place also allows smoking till one uber driver tells…

I visited The Mouse’s Ear with my husband on a Saturday for couples night. The club was very busy which I assume has a lot to do with the traffic from redneck brawl, although…

Yes, you read that right! Rob was working behind the bar and he was his old jovial self, like nothing had changed. He had a few 5s, a couple 6s and 7s, and one 8…

Went to Kappa on a Thursday evening around 7pm. Walked in and no cover, but had to buy a drink. Got a coke for $4 and because it was happy hour I got free refills.…

I visited this place on a Tuesday afternoon. The first thing you notice is it is located in a small strip mall (no pun intended) between two other businesses along a main road. I guess…

I was staying overnight on a Sunday in Philly in the middle of a trip down I-95 from north to south. I had stopped in for a bit at Outer Space Club about 8:15…

I decided to stop at OGD and see if anything has changed. The place has been described in previous reviews so you know it is a dive with hookers. You will find all shapes and…

The place is very small. No alcohol, one stage, low ceilings making the place seem smaller. I went on Monday night and it was very empty. About 8 girls working. 4 not…

I drove over for a drop in on Sunday after arriving in Toronto airport. Wow this place is busy, and I was concerned I would not get an appointment. Luckily I got there…

This is a combination review from two separate trips this month. Arrived both times about 5 PM

• Parking: parked on the U.S. side, $8 for 8 hours in the lot on top of the hill…

I’ve reviewed here before so I’ll skip the layout this time. Came around 5pm on a Friday after work. Was sat at the inner ring booths on the west wall. I would guess 25-35 girls…

Next up on the hit parade -- tit parade? -- was the Tiger Tail. After the complete bust at Just Enuff, I wanted/needed to gamble on the quest for titties.

A groggy and grumpy GPS took…

Probably my 10th visit this year. Mostly Thursdays. They tend to be a good mix of slower afternoons, but still with some choices, and the night isn't wall to wall people where you can't find…

My visit a few weeks ago killed time and was easy on my wallet, but I’m not in a hurry to come back. I stopped in after getting off the light rail, conveniently situated right…

Instead of pushing on to Minneapolis like any sensible person would've been doing, I continued the quest for pretty titty. And, man, was I disappointed. Not because it was a bikini bar (my first time…

I went over to the Geisha House on a Monday late morning/afternoon. The parking lot is fenced in for the most part on a frontage road next to a relatively busy street. You get buzzed…

Got there around 10 PM Saturday night. Valet is $10 if you park yourself. cover was $20 at that time. went straight to the bar as I was solo. Got me a drink and went…

Stopped in for a second visit to this place. There wasn’t anyone at the front counter so I didn’t have to pay the cover. Went and sat by the circular stage off at a table.…

Stopped in on way to a trip to NY. It’s a decent halfway stop between Boston and NY. Location is on a back street behind a car dealership and other businesses.

When you walk in…

In El Paso and decided to try out Buck’s for a few. Went on a Saturday early evening (6pm). Walked in and went through metal detector. Entryway has a table to the left where an…

I very much enjoy visiting this establishment. I don't think I have ever been disappointed there. I like to visit in the middle of the afternoon when things are a little bit slower. The women…

I visited the club Thursday in the evening. I reached at 5:30 so there was no cover charge. I think the details of the venue has been covered many time so I would not get…

Had a short layover in Atlanta that was just long enough to check out this club. Taxi driver looked at me like I was crazy when I asked him to take me to the strip…

Midway Invader Monday afternoon 8/18/2025 5 PM to 6:15 PM

The almost full parking lot—I think I got the last spot in the front area—made it seem the club was busier than it was. It…

Decided to check it out when my dinner plans got cancelled. When you walk in (after $20 cover) they’ll ask if you want to sit at the bar or in the lounge. The bar is…

Club is still the same as previous reviews. Front desk still asking aggressively for tips for letting you enter. This time I got the stink eye from the hostess when I didn’t tip her.

So…

Small place with brightly lit bar and a stage with a pole. Stage shows were happening but with breaks in between shows. There are some private rooms around the back as well with nice couches…