the ultimate strip club list

I stopped into Cloud9 Showbar in Harleysville, PA on a Wednesday night and overall had a decent time. I didn’t try out the food menu, so I can’t speak on that, but I did grab…

I pulled into the large, paved, free and safe parking lot at about 8 pm. It was clear from the number of cars that Fantasies was having a busy night.

I entered the club with…

Located in a quiet industrial area outside Pasadena. Large, free parking lot. Fairly small club. Has one large stage with the bar wrapping around it. After dancing the girls each crawl around the stage for…

Decided to give it a try on Labor Day after striking out at Kittens. Wasn’t expecting much after my visit the previous Sunday afternoon when only two dancers were working.

But I was pleasantly surprised.…

Found myself back in New York with a couple of hours to spare on a Wednesday afternoon and this was the most convenient club to stop in and I had had some luck there in…

Backdated review to early summer 2024. In town for business meetings after moving away from Phoenix. Sugar 44’s sign out front always made me laugh when I lived in the area, it was hot, and…

After a mediocre night of poker, I ventured to DD around 11pm and stayed for an hour and a half. The quality of the Cubans was pretty good. I had not been there in about…

Visited paradise on a Saturday night the weekend before Labor Day. I will not go into details about the lay out. If that’s what you’re interested in then you got problems.

Paid 20 to get…

I haven't posted my own review in a while so here it goes. I decided to visit Climaxxx recently. The club sits in the middle of a parking lot surrounded by a wall.…

Another day visit on what I find to be the most consistent day of the week. Quick summary of the club that gets repeated by everyone- but here it goes. No cover during the…

This place is pretty easy to find if you use GPS. It’s in a somewhat industrial area, but feels safe during the day. Parking can be a challenge, especially on a busier day, so I…

I had a few days to myself and some extra cash in my pocket. I decided to try my luck at a few clubs. The last time I went to Thorobreds, I struck out and…

Decided to check this club for the first time on sunday labor day weekend
plent of free parking spots available. lots of drunk college students walking in the streets but still felt pretty safe
Paid $20…

Good morning, folks. I went to the club around 4pm on a Friday afternoon a week or two ago. As usual, the parking lot was amble, so no issues there. I found it to be…

Rolled into TL on a Friday night. Got the usual quick pat down. Paid the $20 entrance fee. Inside straight ahead are round tables and chairs. Beyond that is the stage with a mirror…

Stopped by BBD again and had another hell of a time. I visited right before an evening shift on Labor Day and there was about 40-50 girls there. I spent a total of $260 and…

TLDR: Just get dances for the Cubans, unless you are going to the strip club for meaningful conversations.

I stopped by the Outer Limits club on a summer Wednesday evening. Cover was $10 and…

No drinks!!!
I was hoping this club would have their license to sell booze but not yet. I grabbed a drink a the Doghouse then headed in.

Details: Admission was $5 (Holiday early…