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I had a bit of time to kill Sunday afternoon...so in I went. Parking was extremely easy and right by the front door...bad sign? I went in and there was nobody at the front door and no cover. Wallked in and walked up to the bar. The older bartender (manager?) was busy moving cases around and…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived a little after one, and the club was just getting open. It was early enough that there was no cover charge. The bar is on the right after you get buzzed in. There are two stages, but they are seldom used during the day, unless you request a dance. They have raised the…

Stopped by here again for a little torture. Place looks exactly. Mileage feels lower and lower every time, I’ll lead with that. I’ve been chasing the one or two decent times I had here for a while. I ordered my usual drink and sat down to watch a few dancers and see who was there. I noticed Monica right away,…

I went in on a Sunday evening after a hard day of work. I had been to this place few months ago, but decided to give it another shot. It's owned by a Peruvian person. And most of the clientele is Hispanic. The club has Vegas style vibe and newly done interior. The TVs play videos of the dancers who…

Haven't visited for a couple of months. The usual -- Pink building off 130 next to car dealership, Can't miss it. BYOB (big plus for me). I arrived around 10pm and gave $50 to bartender...$10 cover plus $10 tip and got $30 back in ones. Cracked a beer and the rest were put on ice. Dances are $30 inside a…

I went on a Thursday evening. It’s accessible from downtown. Location wise they say it’s shady but it wasn’t that bad honestly. Coming to the cover charges it was 25. They scan your id and also take a picture of your face. Once I entered it was more or less dead. I went around 9pm. I think there were about…

Fellas, Ladies if you still exist on this site, it has been a minute. Im back for now, ruining a dancers night one crusty single at a time, especially now since the drive to Desires is now not that far out of my way. Place looks the same, maybe some new couches, fresh coat of paint or some new booth…

Pulled up around 6:30 on Wednesday. Parked across the street and paid $10. I hate to pay for parking but I realize that it is what it is at this point. Paid $20 at the door. Walked into the bathroom behind the pool table to relieve it before I proceeded. Walked in to the dance area and stopped…

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives me the warm fuzzies every time. It's small, simple, with hardly any money spent on the classic 'upscale gentlemen's club' tropes. I hope…

I went to Little Darlings on a Tuesday morning at opening time so I wasn’t expecting a weekend night type of vibe to be going on. I went expecting a slower pace, and not exactly the “Friday Night Roster” of ladies working. I grabbed an Uber and was dropped off right at the front door. Once I got in there were…