the ultimate strip club list

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) THIS IS THE WORST STRIP CLUB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!1! DESERTSCRUB WAS RIGHT!!!!1!1! The building is run down! The parking attendants are homeless people! I had to mortgage my house to get in the front door! The bouncers try to mug…

I stopped by FlashDancers about an hour ago, my second visit in roughly three months. Both times I got in using the free-entry flyers the guy hands out on the corner of 45th. Tonight they charged a $3 coat check, no big deal. Once inside, the waitress helped me find a seat and took my drink order. There were maybe 6–15…

My first time in Atlanta for business, decided to hit strip club on first night, it just happened to be a Sunday night, so not many were open but based on Uber driver recommendation, I hit up Pink Pony. I got there at around 6:30pm. Parking lot was packed, but there was no cover since it was before 7pm.…

This review comprises of a number of visits in the last couple months or so (I have been traveling all over the place for work so couldn't really settle down in one area long enough). Atlantis, imo, has the hottest girls in the GTA -- Locomotion is not really a close second (I'll write a review later). Of…

Stopped in Saturday night immediately after the football game. Cover I believe was $8. I gave a $20 and got a bunch of ones back. I hadn’t been there in a long long time (I went to UNL from 86-90 and this was here then). Last time I was here you could enter from O street.…

I find Torpedoes to be like a relaxed, neighborhood bar, with decent-looking dancers that are eager to help you have fun. The dancers are mostly Latina, and while they are mainly in the 5-7 range, they come in all shapes and sizes, and the dances can often stretch beyond a simple grind (YMMV). The Club has a rectangular bar…

First time here and will be back. Its a grey building off the road with ample parking to the side. When you walk in the door the bar is straight ahead, stage is to the left, and bathroom to the right (very clean and well kept) Private dance rooms with curtains are further down left from the stage. Domestic…

In my last review, I mentioned the Gold Club was now charging Penthouse prices ($40 lap dances), but doesn’t have Penthouse quality girls. Well now they have Penthouse girls! Literaly. At least for the moment. The LED board outside the club even mentions that the Penthouse girls are there. While the higher end Baltimore Penthouse Club is closed for renovations…

Stopped in one afternoon just to check the place out. It wasn’t super busy, but there were still plenty of girls hanging around the bar, which was nice. The bartender was really friendly and got my drink right away. Prices were a little on the high side, but pretty much what you’d expect for a club like this. Didn’t try any…

A small space with two stages: one right as you walk in, and a smaller stage in the smoking section. The club is clean, the restrooms were clean, and as you walk by the kitchen there's nothing concerning. It's not a Michelin star restaurant, but you shouldn't expect it to be. There's no DJ, dancers pay…