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FeaturedOctober 2026

Dipshit moderators

My previous review was rejected because it “should be a discussion.” Excellent. Let’s discuss. I would like to open a serious dialogue with the community regarding an important question: What, precisely, constitutes a sufficiently detailed review of a strip club? I ask because I am attempting to access a four-day trial that requires posting a review. My first submission was apparently too short. So I rewrote it. My…

by Zedd

October 2026

Bulk Fucking At Sharks FKK

So before starting I will say that I have given some thought to if I should make this a review, a discussion topic or an article. I decided upon an article since this not only gives an overview of my experience at FKK Sharks but also provides a lot of information others would find and probably gets more exposure.…

by slutfinder

September 2026

Test Drive: Bluechew Gold vs. Quad

Back in January, 2026, I published an article discussing my experiences and impressions from sampling (generic) Viagra after using (generic) Cialis for well over 10 years. To expand the knowledge base, a few months ago, I placed an order for Bluechew Gold. The Bluechew was being used in a comparison run against my current regime of a 20…

by Manuellabore

September 2026

The Strange Survival of the Providence Strip Club

Eager for a new rabbit hole, I was wondering why Providence still has so many strip clubs for such a small city especially when the general vibe seems to be that the strip club business is slowly dying. (A good topic for another article!) Anyway, apologies to those in the know if this is basic Rhode Island strip club history. I…

by Bostonasp69

September 2026

Guide to happy ending massage parlors in Saigon

I think some of you might be new to Vietnam. This country is a bit different from Thailand. Especially when visiting massage parlors, you have to be a bit careful. Here are the single most important rules you should always follow before going to a massage parlor: 1. The most important rule: select a girl, not a massage parlor. Some massage parlors…

by asiatraveler

September 2026

The Organization: A History of san_jose_guy's Great Project

san_jose_guy started his first thread on TUSCL on July 1, 2014, and his last on September 30, 2022. In between he started 427 of them, and if you were on the board during those years you already know that a large share of them ended up in the same place: the organization he was building. He hasn't started a thread…

by BaggerRider

September 2026

Paying Overdue Tribute to the Electric Blue (may it rest in peace)

In November, 2024, the Electric Blue in Tolland CT, was permanently closed. This was the result of a raid by state and federal agents roughly 18 months prior, and the subsequent investigation. It’s been almost two years since its total closure. Before it is lost in obscurity, I wish to pay it homage as it forever changed me in my SC…

by AllWeeksAreMine

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New Orleans

SC vs studio girls

Former Nola resident that comes back semi frequently for work. I know the SC’s in the city are generally pretty overpriced and mileage is iffy. I’ve been considering booking some of these studio massage girls and have heard good things.…

039 mins ago
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Synn Gentlemen's Club City of Industry, CA

Info on Scarlett?

VIP menu info would be appreciated. I have info on a handful of girls at the club too.

01 hr ago
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Dallas

Couple Friendly Club with Extras

My wife and I are trying to decide between DFW and New Orleans. Does anybody know of a club in the area that offers extras?

15 hrs ago
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New Orleans

Couple Friendly Club with Extras

My wife and I are looking to either go to New Orleans or DFW but eant to have some fun, anybody know of a club that offers extras?

05 hrs ago
Neville
Sundowner Niagara Falls, ON

Is October too late to visit here?

I'm going to be in Toronto towards the back half of October and was planning to drive down to Niagara Falls and Sundowners on the weekend. I've been here a few times over the past 10 years and every time…

29 hrs ago
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Front Room

Coco Beach srea

What’s the best club for afternoon extras here?

015 hrs ago
gatorjoe2
Cheetah Palm Beach West Palm Beach, FL

Some things do change

This used to be regular place. I loved it. I moved away and haven't been here in 10 years. I waa charged 5 or $15 to enter, I would have been charged $5 for parking but I ubberred. Cute door girl. Guys…

023 hrs ago
shadowcat
Hip Hugger Kokomo, IN

rug burn on your private area

Man racks up $700 lap dance tab. Tries to offer Chipotle gift card as payment. A Kokomo man is sitting in the Howard County Jail after allegedly trying to use a used Chipotle gift card to cover his $700 bill Tuesday…

61 day ago
the mighty quinn
Pandora's Adult Cabaret Seattle, WA

Additional expenses

I was wondering if anyone else has similar experiences with wind. Dancers ask for things above and beyond. their flat fees? Here’s a list of a few things I’ve been asked to provide Chewing gum Diet Coke An Uber ride Pay for…

61 day ago
CJKent_band
Front Room

Smash or Pass?

I like her hair, her bolero jacket, her outfit and her shoes 👠 :D

31 day ago